Cruising with Cleopatra Jones
@lamarhaswords.bsky.social
USAF Retired. Corporate life retired. Son, father, husband, brother, uncle. Writer of novels in search of an audience.
Had he not been so busy avoiding VD as his "personal Vietnam" he'd know that us woke bastards won the Cold War and dismantled the USSR. Which his handler is desperately trying to restore.
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Had he not been so busy avoiding VD as his "personal Vietnam" he'd know that us woke bastards won the Cold War and dismantled the USSR. Which his handler is desperately trying to restore.
There needs to be a language known to just Dump and a translator, so everything he says can be vetted before being inflicted on an unwilling public.
July 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
There needs to be a language known to just Dump and a translator, so everything he says can be vetted before being inflicted on an unwilling public.
Anyone promising not to come in his mouth would've really disappointed him.
July 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Anyone promising not to come in his mouth would've really disappointed him.
And idiots just believe it's somewhere else, and the media is burying the story.
July 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
And idiots just believe it's somewhere else, and the media is burying the story.
What??????
June 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
What??????
Common sense is his Achilles heel.
June 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Common sense is his Achilles heel.
So, former Fox News misrepresenter is accusing a current Fox News misrepresenter of upholding the network standard of misrepresenting.
June 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So, former Fox News misrepresenter is accusing a current Fox News misrepresenter of upholding the network standard of misrepresenting.
Ten years ago, playing a game with a friend and her teenage nieces. The answer was Macy's. One girl said, "Where old people get their clothes." Her sister immediately shouted,"Macy's."
June 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ten years ago, playing a game with a friend and her teenage nieces. The answer was Macy's. One girl said, "Where old people get their clothes." Her sister immediately shouted,"Macy's."
In the middle of every extended statement, the lie rolls in like a clown car, obliterating any semblance of truth. He's an addict, addicted to deceit.
June 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In the middle of every extended statement, the lie rolls in like a clown car, obliterating any semblance of truth. He's an addict, addicted to deceit.
A law school classmate called Birkenstocks "Jerusalem Cruisers." I've never been able to unhear that.
June 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A law school classmate called Birkenstocks "Jerusalem Cruisers." I've never been able to unhear that.
Desperate, whiny, lying bastard.
June 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Desperate, whiny, lying bastard.
"Whatever Massa say, this boy believes."
June 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"Whatever Massa say, this boy believes."
"Yes, but this time, he really means it. The other times, he was just owning the libs. Is it warm in here or just my pants?"
June 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"Yes, but this time, he really means it. The other times, he was just owning the libs. Is it warm in here or just my pants?"
This will be as successful as DOGE.
June 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This will be as successful as DOGE.
That's why we won the Revolutionary War. He already told us that.
June 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
That's why we won the Revolutionary War. He already told us that.
"Why is Trump lying?"
Seriously?
Seriously?
June 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
"Why is Trump lying?"
Seriously?
Seriously?
I fear for the safety of those in attendance when she bursts into flames.
June 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I fear for the safety of those in attendance when she bursts into flames.
He's never met a fact that he couldn't pretzel twist into an obvious lie.
June 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
He's never met a fact that he couldn't pretzel twist into an obvious lie.
If only idiotic statements burned the mouth like canker sores.
June 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If only idiotic statements burned the mouth like canker sores.
Why don't they just wear horse blinders? That would give them more credibility.
June 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Why don't they just wear horse blinders? That would give them more credibility.
Sometimes, a flag is meaningless.
June 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Sometimes, a flag is meaningless.
"It’s all in a cardboard box labeled Illicit Proceeds. He can't read, so he never looks inside the box."
June 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
"It’s all in a cardboard box labeled Illicit Proceeds. He can't read, so he never looks inside the box."
My father is too stupid to commit crimes isn't much of a denial.
June 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My father is too stupid to commit crimes isn't much of a denial.
Toilet paper bearing Trump family images is the real idea we can all get up our behinds.
June 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Toilet paper bearing Trump family images is the real idea we can all get up our behinds.