Lalo
@laloz.bsky.social
[Lah-lo]
Your average sad Nintendo queer gamer immigrant.
Se habla español.
📍Madrid
Your average sad Nintendo queer gamer immigrant.
Se habla español.
📍Madrid
Chicas, I’m falling for a man AGAIN, a-fucking-gain. What is wrong with me.
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Chicas, I’m falling for a man AGAIN, a-fucking-gain. What is wrong with me.
Reposted by Lalo
It’s worth noting that behind me in the cinema there were ~ two good friends, two best friends ~ (pun intended) dressed up as Glinda and Elphaba, and they just wouldn’t shut up. I put up with it during the 1st film ‘cause whatever, but during the 2nd one I turned around and told Glinda to be quiet.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It’s worth noting that behind me in the cinema there were ~ two good friends, two best friends ~ (pun intended) dressed up as Glinda and Elphaba, and they just wouldn’t shut up. I put up with it during the 1st film ‘cause whatever, but during the 2nd one I turned around and told Glinda to be quiet.
Reposted by Lalo
A ★★★★½ diary entry for Wicked (2024)
boxd.it
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Today Wicked + Wicked: For Good double feature and then on Saturday The Wizard of Oz! If that doesn’t make me a true friend of Dorothy I don’t know what does. 🧹🫧
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Today Wicked + Wicked: For Good double feature and then on Saturday The Wizard of Oz! If that doesn’t make me a true friend of Dorothy I don’t know what does. 🧹🫧
Anyways, here’s a video of my current status. Diego hugging me while resting, he’s not asleep, and I’m here hungry wanting to get up and get some dinner. But how could I move him?
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Anyways, here’s a video of my current status. Diego hugging me while resting, he’s not asleep, and I’m here hungry wanting to get up and get some dinner. But how could I move him?
Why are people so horny today?
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Why are people so horny today?
I can’t wait to hear and see Cynthia Erivo’s take on No Good Deed.
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I can’t wait to hear and see Cynthia Erivo’s take on No Good Deed.
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 😑
1) The Legend of Zelda
2) Sad boy with a sense of humour
3) Big cock
1) The Legend of Zelda
2) Sad boy with a sense of humour
3) Big cock
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 😑
1) Too Woke
2) Mental ..but use humour to mask my years of suffering , terrible situationships , parental death and cancer and alcoholism x
3) nice hair
1) Too Woke
2) Mental ..but use humour to mask my years of suffering , terrible situationships , parental death and cancer and alcoholism x
3) nice hair
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong. 😬
1. Tits
2. Oversharing
3. Plastic paddy
1. Tits
2. Oversharing
3. Plastic paddy
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 😑
1) The Legend of Zelda
2) Sad boy with a sense of humour
3) Big cock
1) The Legend of Zelda
2) Sad boy with a sense of humour
3) Big cock
Sex drive is so weird. Like, why do I feel the urge to put my genitalia into someone’s mouth.
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sex drive is so weird. Like, why do I feel the urge to put my genitalia into someone’s mouth.
Todo va bien aunque no te lo creas.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Todo va bien aunque no te lo creas.
There’s footage of The Legend of Zelda movie being filmed!
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
There’s footage of The Legend of Zelda movie being filmed!
It’s all been going wrong the last three episodes. How can they be sending home the best queens?! #DragRaceUK
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It’s all been going wrong the last three episodes. How can they be sending home the best queens?! #DragRaceUK
Wow! The film certainly exceeded my expectations. The animation is so impressive and the music is brilliant! boxd.it/bH8rev
A ★★★★ diary entry for Chainsaw Man – The Movie: Reze Arc (2025)
boxd.it
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Wow! The film certainly exceeded my expectations. The animation is so impressive and the music is brilliant! boxd.it/bH8rev
Doing some homework before watching the 2nd one on Thursday. And I’m sorry, I’m a thirsty homosexual and that ½ is awarded to that scene of shirtless Ethan Hawke waiting upstairs with a belt.
boxd.it/bGsbBz
boxd.it/bGsbBz
A ★★★½ diary entry for The Black Phone (2021)
boxd.it
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Doing some homework before watching the 2nd one on Thursday. And I’m sorry, I’m a thirsty homosexual and that ½ is awarded to that scene of shirtless Ethan Hawke waiting upstairs with a belt.
boxd.it/bGsbBz
boxd.it/bGsbBz
Nooo I haven’t even gotten the Deku Tree yet 😭. I hope it isn’t as expensive at least.
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Nooo I haven’t even gotten the Deku Tree yet 😭. I hope it isn’t as expensive at least.
Lily Allen if she was very familiar with the spread to substitute butter:
“But you’re not a stranger Margarine”
“But you’re not a stranger Margarine”
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Lily Allen if she was very familiar with the spread to substitute butter:
“But you’re not a stranger Margarine”
“But you’re not a stranger Margarine”
When was the last time you were called beautiful and believed it?
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When was the last time you were called beautiful and believed it?
The Nintendo Store in Spain restocked the SNES controllers for Switch and I was weak, oh Goddess Hylia was I weak. I’ve bought one.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The Nintendo Store in Spain restocked the SNES controllers for Switch and I was weak, oh Goddess Hylia was I weak. I’ve bought one.
Reposted by Lalo
🚨 Amigas de Barcelona, tengo una entrada para la masterclass de Alan Ball (American Beauty, A dos metros bajo tierra, True Blood). Es hoy a las 12:30 en el CCCB. Regalo entrada. Repito: regalo, gratis, sin coste ni comisiones, para ti si lo quieres.
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
🚨 Amigas de Barcelona, tengo una entrada para la masterclass de Alan Ball (American Beauty, A dos metros bajo tierra, True Blood). Es hoy a las 12:30 en el CCCB. Regalo entrada. Repito: regalo, gratis, sin coste ni comisiones, para ti si lo quieres.
Happy Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment release day! Let’s go back to Hyrule!
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Happy Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment release day! Let’s go back to Hyrule!
Zohran Mamdani being elected sure does feel like a light of hope among dark times.
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Zohran Mamdani being elected sure does feel like a light of hope among dark times.
Is it me or there hasn’t been a lot of marketing for Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment? Like they don’t shut up about Kirby Air Riders, and Hyrule Warriors comes out in two days.
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Is it me or there hasn’t been a lot of marketing for Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment? Like they don’t shut up about Kirby Air Riders, and Hyrule Warriors comes out in two days.