Remember when we used to download ram?

How to Keep Your Gmail Account Safe in 5 Easy Steps

1️⃣ Install Proton.
2️⃣ Create a Proton account.
3️⃣ Use Proton for important accounts and emails.
4️⃣ Add another Proton address on a different device. Redundancy is key!
5️⃣ Keep Gmail for junk. If it’s lost, no big deal.

What do you think - lawyers or AI - who is the biggest grifter?

I don’t want another cyber product.

I want to buy ninjas.

If you sell ninjas that can scare the network team into patching, the coders into testing and shurikane the living soul of anybody that clicks on a phishing link…

I would love to buy your entire stock.

Please close your camera during meetings.
I already know you are coding and won’t even respond to your own name.

We can stop pretending.

I made my peace with this project being dead to you.

Is Trump trying to be Putin with the annex stuff?

For the first time in years
I have friends.

I put a mask on my fried blond hair to make it rose. It turned out fuchsia pink. 🎀

In just 2 days, 20 people asked me,
“Are you okay?”
drastic hair changes - scream something’s up.

So thank you, #Moroccanoil,
for the experience. 😉

Call me old-fashioned, but if, in a 2-hour meeting, I don’t hear a fck, sht or bullsht, that person has never implemented anything in their life.

They’re just a corporate “do nothing, get paid” drone