My 6yo bravely volunteered to try the chicken soup I made and he goes “hmm. The only thing I hate about it is the green bits and the taste”

Sam: *googles low stimulus tv shows for kids*

My kids: I want to watch Hot Wheels Monster Truck Power Smashers

My 3yo asked me why I cooked disgusting dinner because he “doesn’t want disgusting dinner”

Cooking dinner tonight and my 3yo came over holding his nose and said “it smells disgusting”.

Thank you so muchhhh.

Omg you guys we looked after the school fish over the holidays and accidentally killed it even though we worked SO HARD to keep it alive.

My 3yo just told me he’s “full from dinner but not full for snacks”. 🫠

Literally turned 35 yesterday and have today woken up with the sorest neck presumably because I “slept funny”.

Dropped my son at school without his school bag today. Only the third time this year.