Lala Kutty
@lalakutty.bsky.social
Founder - Properganda, a creative agency for positive impact. Former dental surgeon, now fixing brands instead of teeth. Occasional nerd, perennial badass, lover of all things music, hater of pigeons and clowns.
Too tired to tweet, thread, toot.
Too tired to tweet, thread, toot.
Having a 9yo at home means words like “sus” casually making its way into your everyday vocabulary.
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Having a 9yo at home means words like “sus” casually making its way into your everyday vocabulary.
I couldn’t have been gone from here for 9 months.
But apparently I have.
Does this count as my rebirth?
But apparently I have.
Does this count as my rebirth?
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I couldn’t have been gone from here for 9 months.
But apparently I have.
Does this count as my rebirth?
But apparently I have.
Does this count as my rebirth?
Made the mistake of peaking into twatter this morning. And now I need a drink.
January 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Made the mistake of peaking into twatter this morning. And now I need a drink.
Can someone just bring back MSN messenger and fix everything?
January 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Can someone just bring back MSN messenger and fix everything?
“I’m never going to beat someone up but I have potential. Like if I want to protect myself.”
- My 8yo, chomping on his dinner, eating his peas.
- My 8yo, chomping on his dinner, eating his peas.
a man in a police uniform has a badge on his chest that says ' s. wright ' on it
Alt: a gif of a man in a police uniform which reads I cannot even
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“I’m never going to beat someone up but I have potential. Like if I want to protect myself.”
- My 8yo, chomping on his dinner, eating his peas.
- My 8yo, chomping on his dinner, eating his peas.
New year, new wheee.
January 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
New year, new wheee.
Best boy in the world turns 1 today! 🥹
December 18, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Best boy in the world turns 1 today! 🥹
The real test of whether your kid’s got your genes or no happens on Sports Day.
December 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
The real test of whether your kid’s got your genes or no happens on Sports Day.
Does walking on eggshells count as a protein diet?
December 11, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Does walking on eggshells count as a protein diet?
Reposted by Lala Kutty
Lecture 🧵 that leaves students shocked & amused.
The salt-tequila-lime "shot" is a Marketing gimmick invented by cunning bartenders in Guadalajara to sell crappy tasting inferior tequilas to American businessmen.
Mexicans in Mexico don't drink tequila or mezcal like that.
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The salt-tequila-lime "shot" is a Marketing gimmick invented by cunning bartenders in Guadalajara to sell crappy tasting inferior tequilas to American businessmen.
Mexicans in Mexico don't drink tequila or mezcal like that.
/1
December 11, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Lecture 🧵 that leaves students shocked & amused.
The salt-tequila-lime "shot" is a Marketing gimmick invented by cunning bartenders in Guadalajara to sell crappy tasting inferior tequilas to American businessmen.
Mexicans in Mexico don't drink tequila or mezcal like that.
/1
The salt-tequila-lime "shot" is a Marketing gimmick invented by cunning bartenders in Guadalajara to sell crappy tasting inferior tequilas to American businessmen.
Mexicans in Mexico don't drink tequila or mezcal like that.
/1
“We can scream at the top of our lungs that it wasn’t our fault – but we have never been taught to actually believe it. No one is harsher on us than our own consciences.”
What a piece by @jamieklingler.bsky.social 👏🏻
www.theneweuropean.co.uk/viva-gisele-...
What a piece by @jamieklingler.bsky.social 👏🏻
www.theneweuropean.co.uk/viva-gisele-...
Gisèle Pelicot, person of the year 2024
Our 2024 Person of the Year has changed the rules, reversed the language and given women permission to reject shame
www.theneweuropean.co.uk
December 11, 2024 at 3:40 AM
“We can scream at the top of our lungs that it wasn’t our fault – but we have never been taught to actually believe it. No one is harsher on us than our own consciences.”
What a piece by @jamieklingler.bsky.social 👏🏻
www.theneweuropean.co.uk/viva-gisele-...
What a piece by @jamieklingler.bsky.social 👏🏻
www.theneweuropean.co.uk/viva-gisele-...
Pushing my luck is my favourite kind of cardio.
December 10, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Pushing my luck is my favourite kind of cardio.
I attribute all my clumsiness to my magnificent spirit animal, the panda.
December 4, 2024 at 8:59 AM
I attribute all my clumsiness to my magnificent spirit animal, the panda.
Last year, a young man told me that I’d achieved nothing in my life, while questioning my leadership skills. I could’ve stayed and argued that having worked for over 15 years, I’d learned a thing or two but instead, I decided to walk away from the toxicity and do something different.
December 2, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Last year, a young man told me that I’d achieved nothing in my life, while questioning my leadership skills. I could’ve stayed and argued that having worked for over 15 years, I’d learned a thing or two but instead, I decided to walk away from the toxicity and do something different.
“Hey Mom, have you heard of this song called Bye, Bye, Bye by N-S-Y-N-C?”
“It’s NSYNC. And, yes”
“It’s an old song? NSYNC? Why couldn’t they spell it right?”
#ConversationsBeforeCoffee
“It’s NSYNC. And, yes”
“It’s an old song? NSYNC? Why couldn’t they spell it right?”
#ConversationsBeforeCoffee
November 28, 2024 at 6:39 AM
“Hey Mom, have you heard of this song called Bye, Bye, Bye by N-S-Y-N-C?”
“It’s NSYNC. And, yes”
“It’s an old song? NSYNC? Why couldn’t they spell it right?”
#ConversationsBeforeCoffee
“It’s NSYNC. And, yes”
“It’s an old song? NSYNC? Why couldn’t they spell it right?”
#ConversationsBeforeCoffee
Running on 3 hours of sleep.
This is my version of living life dangerously.
This is my version of living life dangerously.
November 26, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Running on 3 hours of sleep.
This is my version of living life dangerously.
This is my version of living life dangerously.
A starter pack has nothing to do with malai tikka?
November 25, 2024 at 7:07 AM
A starter pack has nothing to do with malai tikka?
Does the starter pack here come with an antacid and ORS?
November 25, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Does the starter pack here come with an antacid and ORS?
I used to be a dentist. But then I switched to agency life, where it’s more convenient to scare people with a ppt and an invoice.
November 25, 2024 at 5:49 AM
I used to be a dentist. But then I switched to agency life, where it’s more convenient to scare people with a ppt and an invoice.
@localteaparty.bsky.social aaaaaa! So nice to see this familiar handle! 🤗
November 25, 2024 at 5:37 AM
@localteaparty.bsky.social aaaaaa! So nice to see this familiar handle! 🤗
I’m spending more time here while I should be working.
It really does feel like old Twitter.
It really does feel like old Twitter.
November 25, 2024 at 4:51 AM
I’m spending more time here while I should be working.
It really does feel like old Twitter.
It really does feel like old Twitter.
@lucidillusions.in you can’t be retooting (is that what it is?), you’re young and fit ok Suvs
November 25, 2024 at 4:41 AM
@lucidillusions.in you can’t be retooting (is that what it is?), you’re young and fit ok Suvs
Almost everyone I know was at a music festival this weekend and instead of fomo, all I got was secondhand knee pain wondering how they stood for so long.
November 25, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Almost everyone I know was at a music festival this weekend and instead of fomo, all I got was secondhand knee pain wondering how they stood for so long.
Today’s schedule:
9am: Small tweak
10am: Slightly larger tweak
11am: Redesign civilisation as we know it
12pm: Lunch
9am: Small tweak
10am: Slightly larger tweak
11am: Redesign civilisation as we know it
12pm: Lunch
November 21, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Today’s schedule:
9am: Small tweak
10am: Slightly larger tweak
11am: Redesign civilisation as we know it
12pm: Lunch
9am: Small tweak
10am: Slightly larger tweak
11am: Redesign civilisation as we know it
12pm: Lunch