Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
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Help one of us win this fantastic, fully inclusive 3-Night Weekend break for two people at Potters Resorts this Autumn! wn.nr/Kc7pjWv

Why does Phil in Eastenders look like he is constantly having a poo? He's supposed to be depressed, not constipated!

Tony Slattery made me laugh the hardest I think I have ever laughed when he was doing "Who's Line Is It Anyway" back in the 1980's. I'm so sad he's gone.

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I dunno about anyone else but this year is really boring so far...I'm gonna give it another 24hrs and then declare it as officially no different to last year (or Tuesday).

Setting fireworks off at 6pm for New Years Eve makes you a premature dick.

I bought a 1980's music quiz for Christmas. I tried it, but I can't get past Level 42...

Patricia O'Violence