Reagan had other types of days, rare as they may have been.

Half Life 2 Episode One had a bit of this, though what you were doing is lighting up targets for her to shoot.

NOT IN THE FACE!

Reminds me of the Fox "News" defense "we're obviously lying propagandists and no reasonable person would take us seriously, so you can't sue us for libel".

Guy was born into near literal royalty and has dug himself so deep into an ideological hole that he has to performatively swim in shit.

Oddly enough, he's sorta correct! One of the big causes of the fall of the western roman empire WAS a population decline. Due to a plague. Matches perfectly with that anti-vaccine fanatic/grifter (not sure which) in charge of your health department.

Any chance of a show in Toronto or Montreal?

Ah, the cold war, when our leaders put effort into pretending to have the slightest clue. It was actually semi-plausible to believe they were measurably intelligent back then! I do miss it, sometimes, in my weaker moments.

This particular fuck up is too funny to be easily ignored and too serious to be tolerable. Kind of perfect. Is there any chance that it will lead to sapient republicans taking over for at least a bit?

The usual 'They/Them control the stock market' idea...

All the money in the world can't buy you the identity and personality to know what you'd want to buy with said money.

Let me guess, the book they're all really freaking out about stars an author who bangs their personal trainer.

And idea why he didn't go with Tehran instead?