“Why should the party shift? If old style Democratic Party policies didn’t work in 2016 and 2024, that just means they will absolutely work in 2028. That’s just PoliSci 101 baby”

- David Alexrod, probably

Seems like they rounded up. Generous

I really want it to be the “2 hams for $20” guy

This is a lazier version of Sheldon using D&D dice to control his life.

Like something out of the back half of the Black Hole Sun music video.

Think you could swap out the word “insurance” with damn near any topic and still be correct. What a moron

Looks like they finally got your letter.

If this had happened under any other President (republican or democrat), there would be calls for impeachment immediately. By both sides.

They all called me mad for trademarking “Scam Lite;” well who’s laughing now?

Jokes on you; just paid Google $20 to expand my clown storage…wait

Also, needed a Coatimundi Man feature film

Unpopular opinion: Puma Man rules

The couch memes are eternal