...and then stepped back into the corridor, to be greeted by a cortege led by a tardy Prince Charle, who caught mybeye then down to what my had was tryimg to cover, immediately reaching the mistaken conclusion that I had just had a wank in his mum's bog.

I once went to BP to pick up a gong with a friend. The ceremony was long and I got caught short. A footman pointed out a bathroom door in the quilted corridor wall; on washing my hands I chose the creamy rather than transparent soap dispenser. Hastily pressing it too hard, I got soap on my crotch...

thank you!

where do yall think my Other name came from . i dont even like lemons im just a pervert and have been since i was a little squirt poking my nose where it didnt belong

AW thank youuu . pehaps stiff isnt the right word, i just saw some sketches i didnt like and started malding LMAO. ive been working on drawing poses for a while but i still feel like theres a certain Spice im missing .. nowhere to go but foward 🫡

Perhaps I could consider it a psychological horniness? Because you still need an innate horniness to create this kind of things, I don't know, but I don't feel anything physically that would hinder me when I'm drawing.

Listen to me. i love a dilf and milf but them being attracted to *me* inherently makes them huge fucking creeps by default and thus gives me the ick. except that sort of thing totally fits spamton so idgaf . helps that he also has jack shit going on for him too. LISTEN TO ME

not sure where im going with her design but i've drawn it too much now to change it. why does a laptop have ball joints . who cares