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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Image of a live chicken riding the waves of the ocean in what looks like a stainless steel pot. Text overlaid on the bottom of the image reads: HMS SURPRISE 28 Guns 197 Souls N. coast BRAZIL
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Text post from Tumblr user thepioden, dated 3 days ago "I'm developing a curiosity and interest in fiber arts, someone please stop me before it's too late" Text post from Tumblr user thepioden, dated 2 days ago "Girl help the fibercrafters who live in my phone calling out to me like the sirens of legend, entreating me to dash myself upon the rocks of Having A Yarn Stash" Text post from Tumblr user elen-aranel, dated 2 days ago "fibre Crafts perfec t hobby for give tumblr user s/omething to do! yarn and fabric very Soft and Comfort tumblr user touch tumblr user do Fibre Craft. Tumblr User Do Fibre Craft. no problens ever with fibre ccraft because very Entertaining and Practical for tumblr user weak of things to do. Afibre Craft yes a place for tumblr user do fibre craft can trust fibre craft for pleasantly occupying tumblr user. friend fibre"
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Remembered that I can edit photos a little bit so here are some less bad pictures of the beloved linen shirt I mended and embroidered over this week of staying off my foot to let it heal
Close-up of a knit linen fabric, grey-green in color. A cotton embroidery thread in a similar color, but more saturated and with a sheen to it, decorates a portion of it. The stitching runs roughly from the left edge of the photo at the center line, in a curve up to the top right corner. My various attempts at fly stitch and chain stitch are visible. Close-up of a knit linen fabric, grey-green in color. A cotton embroidery thread in a similar color, but more saturated and with a sheen to it, decorates a portion of it. This stitching runs roughly from the top left corner, curving along the center line of the photo to the right edge. In this photo you can most clearly see my crochet stitching and some chain stitch nonsense.
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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White cat with a brown splotch on one ear looks at you like he's not mad, just disappointed
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Manifesting this but with centipedes for you
Photo of a middle-aged white man in a Hawaiian shirt with his arms held out to each side. 3 large raptor birds are perched atop him, one on each arm and one stop his head. The man is grinning broadly. A Wikipedia-style caption below the picture says "momentary pleasure from personal experiences is one aspect of happiness"
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Seen this morning, really makes u think
Photo of a counter at a small diner. There is a large decal on the side of the counter that shows a cartoon-style amoeba with googly-looking eyes. Cutesy text to the right of the amoeba says "wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere"
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Sickos cartoon: unshaven man with bushy eyebrows and bags under his eyes presses his face against a window, smiling. The text bubble says "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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MAN
Adam Driver in Marriage Story crying with his hands over his face
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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April Ludgate from Parks and Rec holds an eating knife menacingly and says "stay back, slut"
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Y'all know about Big Aristotle
Once again thinking about the time Phil Jackson made Shaq read Aristotle so he could internalize the idea that "success is a habit" and improve his free throw but Shaq just started calling himself "Big Aristotle" and had the worst free throw season of his career
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Liturgical rainbow
Kombucha girl considers
October 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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One of my kids brought this drawing home from school on Friday, I'm so proud 🥲
Pic of a corner of a kid's worksheet, with lines for a written caption below a box for drawing. On this page a child has carefully drawn something that could be a chrysanthemum or a sunflower with a thick stem, but on looking at the caption one sees that it is as faithful a reproduction of the tower of Sauron, complete with flaming eye on top, as a 7 year old could manage. Text underneath reads, in careful cursive: "Mordor the ie uv Saron" [sic]
October 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Text above a screenshot of actor David Suchet in the role of Hercule Poirot: Attractive mothers, you may be curious why I've called everyone to this parlor. Wonder no longer, I can reveal I have a MILF of my own, a "Mystery I'd Like to Figure out".
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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I don't love living in a place where the weather is hot for so much of the year, but I do love having a garden that thrives well into November and creatures that come to visit it in abundance, so who's to say etc
Image of several plants against the background of a dark wooden fence. Many orange zinnia blooms are visible on the left hand side of the image. A monarch butterfly is visible in the rough center of the image, landing on top of a flower of the plant called Tithonia or "Mexican Sunflower"
October 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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What's it like inside your head?
A young white man looks at the viewer with a unfocused or cross-eyed gaze. Meme text at the top of the image says "Daily Brain Workout" Meme text below the guy's face is a short list: 2 sets of counting to ten 2 sets of alphabet 4 minutes of trying to spell restiront [sic]. Then list animals until failure.
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Wow she really said that's it, that's the plot
Screenshot from Wikipedia: When preparing season 4, subtitled Night Country, director and writer lssa López chose to create a "dark mirror" of the first season: "Where True Detective is male and it's sweaty, Night Country is cold and it's dark and it's female."
October 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Close second
Photo of an orange cat perched atop a folding closet door. He is almost sitting like a classic "cat loaf" but his front paws are extended in front of him to grasp the edges of the door. The cat is circled in red, a red arrow pointing to him, and meme text labels him a Cringe LARPer. under the text is an inset photo of the great sphinx at Giza
October 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Screenshot of a set of Tumblr posts. Top is a photo of 3 baby stingrays on a wet wooden deck next to a pool. They look disturbingly grey, moist, and their bones are visible through the skin. Under the photo user handle "crabussy" posts a screenshot of a tag: this is what I get for flunking out of wizard university. fuck me. the only spell I can cast is Wet Mice
October 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Big congrats, internet friend!
A Shiba Inu dog enjoys sitting close to a portable heater for warmth. The Shiba is labeled YOU and the heater is labeled MY LOVE AND SUPPORT
October 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally
Munch's "the scream" painting but instead of the guy screaming a Pikachu is in his place, rendered in a similar style to the rest of the painting. He looks vaguely surprised to be there.
October 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Ie, what we really need is a *Catholic* strongman in charge of our country, this will clearly be the most beneficial to us and therefore for the church and the salvation of the world.
Kombucha girl grimacing
October 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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LADIES OF GRACE ADIEU MENTIONED
Cat with white fur and brown ears, face has been photoshopped to appear like someone overwhelmed by positive emotion. Its eyes are welling with tears and the mouth appears curled up like the emoticon :3
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Same intonation as I imagine for this meme
screenshot from Twitter of a post from January 8, 2018. Account handle "YahooAnswersTXT" tweets: Why KYLO REN has a CROSS SHAPE LASER SABRE? is he a CHRISTIAN SITH?
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Tfw you're neither fish nor fowl, neither the ass-end of the plains, nor Oklahoma, nor pleasantly hilly central TX
A white cat with a very confused sort of grimace sits to the left of a computer monitor that was clearly drawn in MS paint. They are both surrounded by question marks
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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When the fly keeps frying in the fly-zapping lantern for like, 10+ seconds
An image of Jesus where his eyes have been photoshopped into a disbelieving "wtf is this" stare
October 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM