Current state of the US is like this, but if it were urban-rural instead of North-South

Idk if it’s just me man but I think this is a something an asshole does

Calling the ice tip line

I wholeheartedly agree with this take (see bio) but am obliged to point out that The Atlantic did publish The Battle Hymn of the Republic. It physically pains me to write this

Holy shit I didn’t know about this

we couldve had everything