The Estate is perfect, it has grounds and I find tenny balls everywhere. I have told the staff I will end them if they touch tenny ball and they respect that they have potential.

I, Lady Whoopington have arrived at my new estate. The staff have given me a little bed and a water bowl in the corner. However, a lady sits on furniture. This is now my sofa! The staff may take their station to either side. They also need to put a better program on the TV, this is boring.

This was the day I employed my new staff, we all wore masks in those days. Wasn't too sure or bothered about them but they had a car! I could leave the rescue centre and all the horrible dogs that lived there that I wasn't allowed to fight.

I sit on manservant’s knees when eating my share of the porridge. I now trust him not to steal my food but I have no intention to share with anyone else.

It is my wont to always sit in maidservant’s seat whenever she vacates it. Now a days I need manservant’s help to get up. When she comes back I make sure that I can sit on her knee, at least until I get bored. Maidservant is best servant.

Recently maidservant who is best servant started adding a piece of banana to my breakfast. This why maidservant is best servant. Manservant sadly is slow and stupid and took a whole two minutes to feed me. I even sat down to show him I was ready.