During a beach picnic in Borth I swallowed a hard boiled egg whole. I was 8 and was so embarrassed and in so much pain, I hid behind my uncles’s car and waited to die

Failed my driving test twice on that flyover

End times

What a great list. Thanks

Give it a few years and it will just be sighing and farting

I opened the door at Chiswick M & S for Fenella Fielding in 1991. She was wearing an eyepatch

1. Chive picker
2. Jam factory worker
3. Bookseller
4. Assistant in Woolworth’s record department, 1988
5. Mobile librarian

How lovely!