Lady Scaramanga
@ladyscaramanga.bsky.social
Family time - all of us laughing but about very different things.
January 16, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Family time - all of us laughing but about very different things.
Loving @joescaramanga.co.uk asking the kiddos who would be better on the Traitors, him or me. Both kids shout out Mummy at the same time. Ha ha ha.
January 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Loving @joescaramanga.co.uk asking the kiddos who would be better on the Traitors, him or me. Both kids shout out Mummy at the same time. Ha ha ha.
Those aren't my trainers...
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Those aren't my trainers...
Trying to buy Clawdia's love with treats and she just nicked the treat bag from me.
January 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Trying to buy Clawdia's love with treats and she just nicked the treat bag from me.
Clawdia 1 Massive spider 0
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Clawdia 1 Massive spider 0
Clawdia update. Spent ten minutes sat on the rug. Twenty minutes running around like a nutter.
January 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Clawdia update. Spent ten minutes sat on the rug. Twenty minutes running around like a nutter.
Family outing to a cat rescue center. Will one cat carrier be enough?
January 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Family outing to a cat rescue center. Will one cat carrier be enough?
Note to future self. Don"t laugh at the pre-teen. The fallout is not worth it.
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Note to future self. Don"t laugh at the pre-teen. The fallout is not worth it.
Had a fab day out. Just grown ups, to see in Inside No.9 the stage show. Laugh out loud and some proper jumps. But I am a wuss.
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Had a fab day out. Just grown ups, to see in Inside No.9 the stage show. Laugh out loud and some proper jumps. But I am a wuss.
The tiny little ice stars are cute but really do not last very long. Worth it? Not sure...
January 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The tiny little ice stars are cute but really do not last very long. Worth it? Not sure...
Would it be wrong to send @joescaramanga.co.uk out tomorrow to find me some.?
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Would it be wrong to send @joescaramanga.co.uk out tomorrow to find me some.?
Day spent cleaning, tidying and wrapping. Now it's wine, fire and Christmas film time.
December 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Day spent cleaning, tidying and wrapping. Now it's wine, fire and Christmas film time.
I think I may need to tell my neighbour that his Tesla is broken. His indicator didn't work once as he drove across town.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I think I may need to tell my neighbour that his Tesla is broken. His indicator didn't work once as he drove across town.
@joescaramanga.co.uk Happiest of birthdays to my favourite old (it's now official) man.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
@joescaramanga.co.uk Happiest of birthdays to my favourite old (it's now official) man.
A sparkly Christmas cocktail? Oh go on...
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A sparkly Christmas cocktail? Oh go on...
Some days are so cool. Listening to a zoom call from Antarctica was one of those days.
December 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Some days are so cool. Listening to a zoom call from Antarctica was one of those days.
Well that is just what the Friday ordered.
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Well that is just what the Friday ordered.
Now listening to some idiot droning on about how amazing his kid is but how the teachers at school don't agree. And how teachers are so inconsistent in handing out stars... Hmmm.
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Now listening to some idiot droning on about how amazing his kid is but how the teachers at school don't agree. And how teachers are so inconsistent in handing out stars... Hmmm.
Child one is angrily practicing her music for her grade one. I keep telling myself that one day she will thank me.
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Child one is angrily practicing her music for her grade one. I keep telling myself that one day she will thank me.
Christmas is half up. Lots of boxes, bags and simmering resentment lingering as the twins haven't decorated the tree with the correct ornaments and argued the whole time.
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Christmas is half up. Lots of boxes, bags and simmering resentment lingering as the twins haven't decorated the tree with the correct ornaments and argued the whole time.
Out out again. Apparently turning 50 isn't so bad.
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Out out again. Apparently turning 50 isn't so bad.
Happy fucking Friday!
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Happy fucking Friday!
Lights are on. It's now Christmas apparently.
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Lights are on. It's now Christmas apparently.