Lady Saluzzo
ladysaluzzo.bsky.social
Lady Saluzzo
@ladysaluzzo.bsky.social
Californian. Human to Princess Potato. Expert tortellini maker. 💜
You know, we can just stop believing that tyrants have the power to rule us. People have done it all through history.
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
President Potato has announced that the L to the third power + @ /W percent import taxes on all goods from the Republic of South Korea have been rescinded because that Jimin from BTS seems like a real sweetie who would be comfortable to nap on.
April 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
President Potato has announced a 50 billion percent tax on all imports from that annoying fox who has started hanging out in the garden. In addition, all neighborhood cats trespassing on the backyard will be subject to a $200 fractagillion access fee, except for that tabby jerk, whose fee is double.
April 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Warm sea breeze? In San Francisco? In January? Or really at any time? Srsly #TheArchers ?
January 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM