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At the odd hours of the night. At the wee hours of the day. When you have been lying awake wondering what it is that you were meant to do with your life. The simple answer is, serve me. Everything that you've ever done. Every experience that has made you into who you are, has all led up to the
It truly is healing to be able to take a nap at any point in the day and not be bothered.
November 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It truly is healing to be able to take a nap at any point in the day and not be bothered.
The reason I love online shopping is because it can sometimes take me no time at all to forget what I ordered, and then it's a surprise from myself. Like, OMG yes! How did you know!?
October 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The reason I love online shopping is because it can sometimes take me no time at all to forget what I ordered, and then it's a surprise from myself. Like, OMG yes! How did you know!?
I don't even eat Crumbl, but when that Dove x Crumbl collab happened. Trust and believe they got my ass with that.
October 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I don't even eat Crumbl, but when that Dove x Crumbl collab happened. Trust and believe they got my ass with that.
The way the scents I choose for myself have me huffing my own clothes. How could I NOT continue to be in love with myself?
September 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The way the scents I choose for myself have me huffing my own clothes. How could I NOT continue to be in love with myself?
Pink Whitney with a Vanilla Cream Soda Freeze chaser from Taco Bell? In the middle of the day, at the end of the week? I fear I cannot be stopped.
September 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Pink Whitney with a Vanilla Cream Soda Freeze chaser from Taco Bell? In the middle of the day, at the end of the week? I fear I cannot be stopped.
Pink Whitney with an Orange Vanilla Cream Soda Freeze chaser from Taco Bell? Yes, please. Just chilling in the middle of the week is so fire.
September 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Pink Whitney with an Orange Vanilla Cream Soda Freeze chaser from Taco Bell? Yes, please. Just chilling in the middle of the week is so fire.
Some men are so annoying, it makes me want to sit on them and suffocate them (derogatory). 🙄😒
September 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Some men are so annoying, it makes me want to sit on them and suffocate them (derogatory). 🙄😒
If the overall nonfatal consequences of getting in a car accident weren't so annoying, I'd be willingly getting into them. Some people on the road make me so angry.
"Don't honk at me!" *Crash*
"Why are you riding my bumper on the highway!? *Crash*
I'm sick of it!
"Don't honk at me!" *Crash*
"Why are you riding my bumper on the highway!? *Crash*
I'm sick of it!
September 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If the overall nonfatal consequences of getting in a car accident weren't so annoying, I'd be willingly getting into them. Some people on the road make me so angry.
"Don't honk at me!" *Crash*
"Why are you riding my bumper on the highway!? *Crash*
I'm sick of it!
"Don't honk at me!" *Crash*
"Why are you riding my bumper on the highway!? *Crash*
I'm sick of it!
It really is something. Knowing that I could spit on you, and not only would you thank me but you would ask me to do it again. I almost envy the level of euphoria from something so heinous.
August 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It really is something. Knowing that I could spit on you, and not only would you thank me but you would ask me to do it again. I almost envy the level of euphoria from something so heinous.
Face down, ass up. Is the way subs should be sending.
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August 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Face down, ass up. Is the way subs should be sending.
Sometimes, when I'm not feeling my best. 😔 I just think about how fat my tiddies are, and everything is okay again❣ 🥰😍
August 29, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Sometimes, when I'm not feeling my best. 😔 I just think about how fat my tiddies are, and everything is okay again❣ 🥰😍
My favorite donut ever is a chocolate cake donut. So soft, rich, and delicious. Never been disappointed by one.
Hmm. Did I just describe myself? 🤔
Hmm. Did I just describe myself? 🤔
August 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My favorite donut ever is a chocolate cake donut. So soft, rich, and delicious. Never been disappointed by one.
Hmm. Did I just describe myself? 🤔
Hmm. Did I just describe myself? 🤔
You can give a man DIRECT DETAILS on how to do something, multiple times, and he will STILL find a way to fuck it up. I am so tired. 🙃
August 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You can give a man DIRECT DETAILS on how to do something, multiple times, and he will STILL find a way to fuck it up. I am so tired. 🙃
So, I've been seeing posts about how people have been drinking Cutwater, and greatly underestimating them. I had no idea what they were so I looked them up. The Alc. By Vol. is looking like 7 - 12.5% each 12 oz. Don't even bother leaving the house at that point.
August 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
So, I've been seeing posts about how people have been drinking Cutwater, and greatly underestimating them. I had no idea what they were so I looked them up. The Alc. By Vol. is looking like 7 - 12.5% each 12 oz. Don't even bother leaving the house at that point.
Some of y'all need to look up the pronunciation of things before you speak. What do you mean Penne = Penny!? What do you mean Tarot = Tarrot!? At your big ass age!? Don't piss me off!
August 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Some of y'all need to look up the pronunciation of things before you speak. What do you mean Penne = Penny!? What do you mean Tarot = Tarrot!? At your big ass age!? Don't piss me off!
If a tribute is seen as too high, move on to someone else in your budget. If you find you don't want to talk to anyone else, save up and then send when you can. Budgeting for what you desire isn't rocket science. It's also the respectful thing to do.
August 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If a tribute is seen as too high, move on to someone else in your budget. If you find you don't want to talk to anyone else, save up and then send when you can. Budgeting for what you desire isn't rocket science. It's also the respectful thing to do.
I really need to start taking these alarms I set seriously. Having all this free time to do my silly little tasks, and not having a single sense of urgency. This is a dangerous lifestyle.
August 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I really need to start taking these alarms I set seriously. Having all this free time to do my silly little tasks, and not having a single sense of urgency. This is a dangerous lifestyle.
The only downside of me being zooted is that I can't drive, because when I tell you I've never been more locked in. Truly makes me feel like I can do anything.
August 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The only downside of me being zooted is that I can't drive, because when I tell you I've never been more locked in. Truly makes me feel like I can do anything.
One thing I've had to keep relearning, is to not take myself too seriously. It just sucks the fun out of everything. Easy to say, hard to do.
August 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
One thing I've had to keep relearning, is to not take myself too seriously. It just sucks the fun out of everything. Easy to say, hard to do.
Not once in my entire life have I eaten at a Cracker Barrel. This whole thing is way too funny to me.
August 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Not once in my entire life have I eaten at a Cracker Barrel. This whole thing is way too funny to me.
When I sweat in your mouth, don't forget to say thank you.
August 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When I sweat in your mouth, don't forget to say thank you.
*Random sending a DM about how they have a big dick, not a hint of a tribute in sight.*
Me: "Ew. 🤢🤮🤧😷"
Me: "Ew. 🤢🤮🤧😷"
a woman wearing a black jacket and a silver top with the word bravo on the bottom right
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August 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
*Random sending a DM about how they have a big dick, not a hint of a tribute in sight.*
Me: "Ew. 🤢🤮🤧😷"
Me: "Ew. 🤢🤮🤧😷"
You have to really piss me off for me to not want you to do well. I love seeing people who deserve it, succeed. I'll only pray on your downfall if I think you're genuine human garbage.
August 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
You have to really piss me off for me to not want you to do well. I love seeing people who deserve it, succeed. I'll only pray on your downfall if I think you're genuine human garbage.
*Very clear instructions on how to approach*
*Garbage-quality ass "subs"*
*Garbage-quality ass "subs"*
a girl in a pink dress is standing in front of a door with a sign on it that says that sign can 't stop me
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August 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
*Very clear instructions on how to approach*
*Garbage-quality ass "subs"*
*Garbage-quality ass "subs"*
Next time I go out, I need to remember to get some bruschetta and sourdough bread. It's like a switch flipped and I just remembered how delicious those were together.
August 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Next time I go out, I need to remember to get some bruschetta and sourdough bread. It's like a switch flipped and I just remembered how delicious those were together.