And now I'm picturing those two getting into a linguistic argument over the translation of some old Bible passage.

To which I said, "Urianger speaks Latin because he wanted to read occult texts. Haurchefant speaks Latin because he's Catholic."

There's a difference.

I now require a fic where those two somehow switch roles for a day and pretend to be the other person.

I don't mind people visiting me, but I honestly spend most of my time traveling to other data centers because Dynamis queue times are frankly awful.

My BF is on Jenova in Aether and if things go serious long term, I may eventually transfer there.

I started out on Coeurl in the Crystal data center, because that's where my brother was playing. But after *two* different FCs I was in imploded, I left with a group of friends and moved to Golem on Dynamis.

I wound up unfollowing the artist temporarily until after I do the content because they wouldn't stop posting pictures.

I get they're excited but they could take the few seconds to add a "7.4 spoilers ahead" warning.

(actually they know exactly where she came from but it's a lot easier to explain if they say they have no idea, because "she's actually a clone of Rhea's past life that technically has no soul" is kind of confusing for people to grasp)

A breakdown of the relationships:

Rhea is my WoL. Alice is her adopted sister. Katherine is their adoptive mother. Cass is...complicated but they basically agreed she's the weird cousin that no one knows exactly where they came from.

Katherine: "You are all grounded."

Kiyoko and Selkie: "You're not our mother."

Katherine: *Mom Glare™*

Kiyoko and Selkie: "...yes ma'am."

Rhea: "I probably accidentally set the bridge on fire."

Kiyoko: "I'm a DRG, so jumping is not a problem."

Selkie: "Jump? No. My carbuncles on the other hand..."

Alice: "I'm calling Mom on all of you."

Someone just told me "it's not a spoiler because it can be seen in the upcoming patch video". Dude, I didn't watch the video because I was trying to avoid this exact thing.