Lady Penni
@ladypenni.bsky.social
She/her. Ally. Love books, comedy, cats, dogs, exhibits, food, TV, movies, writing. Beep. This is an OFMD safe space ship.
Secondhand smoke is no joke.
Secondhand smoke is no joke.
Oof Nicole dumped him just in time.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Oof Nicole dumped him just in time.
We’ve got the rest of the week with it. Boo.
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We’ve got the rest of the week with it. Boo.
Me dealing with the heavy rains.
the wicked witch from the wizard of oz is melting in a cave .
ALT: the wicked witch from the wizard of oz is melting in a cave .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Me dealing with the heavy rains.
Look, I’m trying to get through your entire library of OFMD works, but I’m only one woman. Every time you add a new one, I feel bad for all the other authors I’m ignoring. Having said that, we’ve discussed that I need 27 More chapters of the kitten rescue boys and pear boys.
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Look, I’m trying to get through your entire library of OFMD works, but I’m only one woman. Every time you add a new one, I feel bad for all the other authors I’m ignoring. Having said that, we’ve discussed that I need 27 More chapters of the kitten rescue boys and pear boys.
Did…did AI write this?
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Did…did AI write this?
So I guess all the male drinkers can shoot off into the sun with worse ingredients?
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
So I guess all the male drinkers can shoot off into the sun with worse ingredients?
Nothing says making America great again than not buying goods and putting money back into the economy. Screw grandma on her fixed income. Her old slippers are just fine. Use duct tape to fix the holes and torn sole.
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Nothing says making America great again than not buying goods and putting money back into the economy. Screw grandma on her fixed income. Her old slippers are just fine. Use duct tape to fix the holes and torn sole.
And if I set an executive’s hair on fire…
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And if I set an executive’s hair on fire…
Gary is never going to pay your legal fees, David.
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Gary is never going to pay your legal fees, David.
But…you’re not coming to an end. You’re going to keep writing them until we all die. Because I will never be ready to let go.
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
But…you’re not coming to an end. You’re going to keep writing them until we all die. Because I will never be ready to let go.
$15k?!? Is that made from real gold?
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
$15k?!? Is that made from real gold?
I’m rereading part one to refresh my memory. Cackling like a sea hag.
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m rereading part one to refresh my memory. Cackling like a sea hag.
His name is Orville, but not Reddenbacher. His name is Peck, but not Gregory.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
His name is Orville, but not Reddenbacher. His name is Peck, but not Gregory.
Maybe it’s a pseudonym that got out, and now they use it to sell more books.
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Maybe it’s a pseudonym that got out, and now they use it to sell more books.
I double dog dare you to pet him and tell him he’s a good boy.
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I double dog dare you to pet him and tell him he’s a good boy.
We have to do what makes life worth living.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
We have to do what makes life worth living.
I’ve told him that his 401(k) is tied up in Funkos. And what he has at work is the tip of the iceberg compared to what he has at home apparently.
November 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I’ve told him that his 401(k) is tied up in Funkos. And what he has at work is the tip of the iceberg compared to what he has at home apparently.
One of my coworkers has 100s of Funko pops that are all related to Disney movies and TV shows. Regular Disney, Marvel, Star Wars, etc.
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
One of my coworkers has 100s of Funko pops that are all related to Disney movies and TV shows. Regular Disney, Marvel, Star Wars, etc.