The computer did what you said, precisely what you said, not what you thought.
Though I did have someone ask me to solve the second problem. I laughed hysterically for quite some time...

Give yourself grace. It is really hard to do, I know oh so well, but give yourself grace.

And if that doesn't help, remember 'Dr Metcalf said so'. Just keep in mind, I'm not THAT kind of doctor!

In any particular order?

I would watch the adventures of fashion kitty all day!

That is just so beautiful!

$500? FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?

Gee, gosh, no. Not helping.

There's lies, damned lies... and whatever this was. Epically bad lies? I mean statistics is never this bad... and I say that as someone with a PhD in math!

And he knows it!

Not that I know of, I adopted him from the humane society

No yawning, it’s contagious!

I like it for the art combined with the “and who thought that was wearable??” B

Evil always has the best music... and now the best dance moves!