Took me a second because I was trapped on mobile, but my beloved lizzer. <3

On today’s episode of “Nyoko isn’t allowed to catch a single break EVER” I hit a pothole while doing errands today and lost my hubcap and bent my rim. We’ll see what a mechanic says about the bent rim tomorrow. 🫠

Oh boy do I have news for you about Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma.

Time for another round of "Guess That Devil Fruit" courtesy of my friend. Would it be a little on the nose for this guy to turn into a seagull? Perhaps. Do I think he does? Absolutely.

Talking about unique laughs in One Piece. My friend showed me these two characters and told me "I need you to know that is a full ass grown woman." My response was "What does it say about Oda's character design that I can't tell which one you mean. I love her, regardless." (Never change, Oda. ❤️)

Friend told me this guy has a Devil Fruit power and demanded I guess it. Since it feels too on the nose for a guy named Kuma with bear ears to have a bear fruit, I say the roundness is the clue. He has the power of bouncy ball. Manifests bouncy ball pits of eternal torment to fight with.

My friend showed me this picture because I was asking about a Kitsune Fruit. He said the real mystery about her is how she supports her breasts. Not to worry. I’ve figured it out. Her corset has CLEARLY eaten the Support Support Fruit and has ungodly breast support powers.

This is Rowan. He’s a blue point with white and likely an absolute genetic dumpster fire. He was a hoarding baby we got from the shelter. Responsible and mindful breeding whomst. He’s probably inbred! I love him so much.

Hey Quinton! I’m not sure how to contact you so this is a bit of a shot in the dark. I actually have a piece of Garfield memorabilia that I wanted to see if you’d like ownership of! It’s seen better days, but if you want it I’d be happy to send it to you!

I’m actually inclined to say black bear claw! It’s DEFINITELY a claw and not a fang. A bit large for wolf, though. Wolf claws are only about 1.5” or 4cm along the outside curve. Black bear is just under twice that.

I hope this isn't too forward, but I'll give you two options to pick from! The first, Indra, is a skinchanging dragon race of mine. He's a sweetheart. The second, Kalyana, is a peacock/unicorn hybrid. He's absolutely shameless. Go with whoever you think would look better with Zanarin if I win! 😊

Hey nerd you know who I am and you should totes draw my Warden. (LadyNyoko. Where am I NOT LadyNyoko?)

How about my Rook, Fiore de Riva? (I can provide more refs in the event I win!)

Hey chat, did I cook?

But this is useful information! I’m also a tiny wrist haver. My current gloves are from Ritual Motion which went defunct after they put all their money into NFTs and Crypto and you can imagine how that went for them. I’d love longer fingers on a future pair but wrist support is really important.

Stolen from Twitter: Someone psychoanalyze me based on my canon Dragon Age romances.

Welcome to the clown car club! This is my baby, a 2012 Scion iQ. I love him dearly and I will cry when he’s finally put out to pasture. (Also bonus bumper sticker picture.)

How about my new lady as an option! (She's got a bit of a tummy, and is intended to have more piercings than shown, so have fun with them!)

Fuck it. This is a cat account now. Please appreciate my trash child. He is a furry little terrorist and I love him.