Gosh, I hope Heaven has increased staffing to account for the last minute rush.
January 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Gosh, I hope Heaven has increased staffing to account for the last minute rush.
Or 20 golden retrievers in a family with toddlers.
December 31, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Or 20 golden retrievers in a family with toddlers.
She’s a beautiful murderous magnolia blossom.
December 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
She’s a beautiful murderous magnolia blossom.
Do any of your batch tolerate kids? I’m guessing Valkyrie nopes out instantly.
December 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Do any of your batch tolerate kids? I’m guessing Valkyrie nopes out instantly.
I love how much this one photographs like a winter sky at sunrise.
December 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I love how much this one photographs like a winter sky at sunrise.
Happy birthday Amy! You deserve many treats and pets!
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Happy birthday Amy! You deserve many treats and pets!
PHD - Professional Holiday Debator
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
PHD - Professional Holiday Debator
I’m pretty sure the blue purple labradorite houses a siren, since it keeps calling to me.
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m pretty sure the blue purple labradorite houses a siren, since it keeps calling to me.
Reposted by Meri
Preaching to the choir here, but:
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Preaching to the choir here, but:
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
-Terry Pratchett
Why is it currently -9 degrees which is obviously a ridiculous temperature?
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Why is it currently -9 degrees which is obviously a ridiculous temperature?
As I am unable to reach a sea version, will you please offer tummy rubs to the land torpedo and tell him he is magnificent?
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
As I am unable to reach a sea version, will you please offer tummy rubs to the land torpedo and tell him he is magnificent?
Uh-uh, not guilty.
a woman behind bars with the words " uh-uh " on her chest
ALT: a woman behind bars with the words " uh-uh " on her chest
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December 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Uh-uh, not guilty.
Hudson Hawk. No, I’m not kidding.
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Hudson Hawk. No, I’m not kidding.
My god, someone buy that locket RIGHT NOW or I’m going to have to pull a heist for some jewelry money.
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My god, someone buy that locket RIGHT NOW or I’m going to have to pull a heist for some jewelry money.
The Bell, Book, and Candle reboot we deserve.
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Bell, Book, and Candle reboot we deserve.
Frog-hybrid, mermaid, same thing.
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Frog-hybrid, mermaid, same thing.