i love when you have a crush that resolves itself. like omg. i’m cured.

don’t worry guys i just checked and lisa frankenstein is STILL a perfect movie

spotify wrapped can never account for listening to my tracy chapman cd driving in my car speed so fast felt like i was drunk city lights laid out before us and your arm felt nice wrapped around my should and i had a feeling that i belonged and i had a feeling i could be someone be someone be someone

we need a way to filter out people who were the favorite child on dating apps. like oh wow you grew up in the warm glow of your parents’ full love and attention. neato. we have nothing in common. swipe left.

just thought about how so many people in human history have lived and died without knowing kermit the frog and i burst into tears. a world without the muppets. inconceivable to me. how did they survive.