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Lady Laufey
@ladylaufey.bsky.social
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Freelance artist, dabbling in fantasy characters and creatures, paleoart, and, as of late, mecha. 32 years old.
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No, it's about inventing things - often inspired by science-fiction or fantasy stories - that are a net bad for society and which those stories warned, quite explicitly, against. Like Metaverse and Palantir.

What you're looking for is:
They beating yo ass in the qrts
November 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I've been kind of nervous to post my Battletech fan designs, but I'm kind of feeling it tonight - so have the Einbora and the Kodanda. Both are heavy snipers, though the Kodanda is a bit slower and has the benefit of stealth armor.
A black-and-white drawing of a battlemech with a large gun mounted on the right arm, and a heavy gun barrel in the right shoulder. The head is recessed slightly into the torso, and the legs are double-jointed and somewhat spindly. A black and white drawing of a bulky battlemech with a heavy cannon mounted in the left arm, and three more heavy weapons - one in the right arm, and one each in either side of the torso. The head sits in the middle of the chest, with a broad, demonic face. Similar demonic visages adorn the waist and knees.
October 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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The vibes are kinda damn specific, aren't they
The painting of Vigo the Carpathian from that Ghostbusters movie. A blonde man with a huge forehead is looking like he wants to eat human souls, standing in what looks like brigandine armor in a blasted hellscape with human skulls at his feet. It's the sort of painting you say would look nice in the bathroom and then your friend looks at you like you've grown a second head.
October 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I haven't been posting my art a lot recently, but I do take commissions. I'm open to experimentation, and would absolutely be down to do couples.
A collection of birds native to the state of Kansas, on a grassy field with the sun rising behind the head of a meadowlark. On the left are wetland birds, on the right, forest birds, and the silhouettes of birds that migrate through the state cover the sky. A custom BattleMech design - a bipedal robotic machine with double-jointed legs, an elongated body, a large cannon on the torso, and a pair of arms that are elevated above the body, with a laser cannon in each arm. A gnome wizard in front of a spiraling iridescent tower, with the sun setting behind it. She wears a shiny blue jacket, a red gem on a necklace, and a belt with braided rainbow-dyed leather. Her staff is bronze, topped with a red gem, and it is orbited by five fireballs. A pair of Carnotaurus run across a beach, with mountains lit by alpenglow in the background. The dinosaurs are light brown with large scales marked out in darker brown, and are running side-by-side.
September 29, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Someone still *could* have used Photoshop to mock up a pill bottle with Epstein's name on it - though what makes that funny beyond "pill bottle topical" and "Trump, a malignant narcissist, was close to the pedophile Epstein" I'm not sure. Wouldn't have "capiets" and... whatever that is below
September 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Sometimes, defensive cycling isn't enough. Sometimes you need mutually assured cycling.
A screenshot of a twitter post. The text reads, "People always say cyclists need to be more afraid of cars, because in a collision, the car wins. It doesn't have to be like that. We can both lose." The photograph shows what appears to be a propane tank strapped to the bicycle.
September 26, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Well, I'm 32 today. Still been making art, but it's a lot harder to post art than to make it, I think. Finally got myself started on painting my mechs. For a first-ever paintjob I think this Awesome came out pretty good. #battletech #miniatures
An Awesome BattleMech painted in Rasalhague Dominion Gunzburg Eagles colors - grey-blue with dark yellow shoulders, and red Norse runes serving as points of interest. The runes on this one are from the Elder Futhark, with the algiz rune above the cockpit. The miniature is still perched on a painting handle, with many bottles of paint and a cardboard box visible behind it. The same miniature, turned to face the left, showing the red thurisaz rune on the side of its arm. Its gun barrels, feet, and some joints are painted in dark grey metallic paints, The same miniature is now facing away from the viewer, exposing the heat sink vents on its back. An attempt has been made to indicate them glowing as if actively venting heat, using yellow and orange paints. A final picture of the same Awesome BattleMech, now facing to the right to show a red jera rune on the other arm. All of the runes were painted in freehand, and I am very proud of getting them to look okay.
July 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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My thought processes get a little hard to vocalize late at night. I've just been repeating this on a voice call for the last several minutes
A crude diagram of a person speaking. Written inside of the head, symbolizing the person's thoughts, "I think it would be funny if Superman messed with the police, or stole Lex Luthor's car. Committing illegal but moral acts is entirely consistent with the ethos of Superman." Written in the speech bubble coming from the figure's mouth, symbolizing an attempt to verbalize the thoughts, "Supaman should commit crimes"
July 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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I have a general love of fruit, and if I haven't had a fruit it's not for lack of desire.
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A fruit tier list, with fruit ranked, from top to bottom, S, A, B, C, D, or I've never had this. Many fruits are in S rank, including dragonfruit, kiwi, grapes in general, several kinds of citrus, mango, and many others. A respectable number are in A tier, like coconut, lemon, pear, and banana. Only honeydew, custard apple, and raisins occupy B tier. C tier is populated solely by red apples, D tier only by cantaloupe (which tastes of vomit), and I have never had currants, durian, papaya, Asian pears, mulberries, or mangosteen. Would love to try all of them.
March 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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My car is, to put it politely, in pretty bad shape, so I'm finding myself in need of some money to get back on track.

So! Commissions are WIDE OPEN - You come to me with your idea and budget, and I will make it work!

Contact me through bsky, or at laufey.sluijter@gmail.com
A greyscale image of a BattleMech with a hunched, forward-leaning posture. The cockpit is at the far front of the torso, with an extension below it mimicking the beak of a bird of prey or the false beard of a Pharaoh. Each arm bears a single large cannon, and missile racks are mounted towards the back, on the shoulders. An anthropomorphized Uromastyx lizard sitting under a flowering tree in the desert, happily munching from a bag of green lentils. The kimono-style shirt the lizard wears mimics the markings on the real lizard's back, with swirling patterns and bright circular markings. An illustration of thirteen species of birds of the Great Plains and Kansas, with the Keeper of the Plains sculpture by Blackbear Bosin pictured as a central framing element. Along with the main birds are thirteen species of Kansas wildflower, and, in the sky, the silhouettes of many birds that migrate through the Great Plains. An illustration of a troll druid standing barefoot on a forested path, holding a long-eared green wooden mask in his hand. His other arm is hidden beneath a cloak of autumn leaves, and he gazes towards the viewer with a stern, contemplative expression.
February 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The wings are a minor feature of one of these pieces, but I've enjoyed winged subjects from time to time, and certainly will do so again.
A digital painting that depicts a large number of Kansas birds. The majority of the ground is taken up by a grassy field, with marshland on the left and forest on the right. In the center of the piece, a Western Meadowlark sings, its head framed by the sun. A dead tree to its left forms an arch with the Keeper of the Plains on the right, with a Red-Tailed Hawk sunning itself on the branch of the dead tree. At the edge of the forest, a Loggerhead Shrike perches, looking towards a Great Horned Owl that sits above a Northern Cardinal and Blue Jay that crane their necks to the left. A Belted Kingfisher dives toward the center, following a Ring-Necked Pheasant that sweeps low over the grass and wildflowers. Opposite the pheasant is a Greater Prairie-Chicken in full display posture, with its throat sacs inflated. Standing proud in the marsh are a Great Blue Heron and Sandhill Crane, their heads pointing up and to the right, following the flight path of a Northern Harrier. On the right, a Northern Flicker dives down towards the forest. The twelve birds around the center suggest a continuous line of motion that circles around the Meadowlark. In the grassy field, thirteen species of Kansas wildflowers grow - Black sampson echinacea, daylilies, Indian blanket flowers, musk thistles, bigroot morning glories, bloodroot, coralberry, ox-eye daisies, field garlic, ashy sunflowers, grayhead prairie coneflowers, prairie blanket flowers, and prairie violets. In the sky, the rays of the sun shine long and golden, piercing through the clear blue sky. Between the rays of the sun are the silhouettes, black with golden tinge, of birds that migrate through Kansas - including pelicans, herons, sparrows, ducks, geese, swans, and several more. An illustration of an elvish woman from a top-down perspective with strange, plate-like horns, bat-like wings, and a spade-tipped tail. Her skin is dark brown, her hair is thick and dark and curly, tied up behind her head. She has short orange horns above her eyebrows, and a fierce expression, looking up at the viewer with her sharp teeth bared. She wears a crisp, uniform-like outfit, with knee-high brown boots, tan pants, and a cool white shirt with red and gold lapels and shoulder pads. In one hand she holds an ornate sword based on the West African Ngala, and in the other a katar. Both have polished iron blades and bronze handguards. With the sun setting behind the viewer, a pair of tan Carnotaurus run from right to left across a prehistoric beach, splashing in the water as they go. Behind them, Araucaria trees grow amidst cycads and ground cover, and reddish mountains in the distance shine with alpenglow. Far above, a pair of azhdarchid pterosaurs soar, silhouetted against a dark blue sky as the stars begin to emerge.
February 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Ultimately, this piece was not selected for the Salina Art Center's 10,000 Birds exhibition. I'm excited that this means I get to share it with you much sooner than otherwise anticipated, and just as excited to see the exhibition when it opens on March 7th.
A digital painting that depicts a large number of Kansas birds. The majority of the ground is taken up by a grassy field, with marshland on the left and forest on the right. In the center of the piece, a Western Meadowlark sings, its head framed by the sun. A dead tree to its left forms an arch with the Keeper of the Plains on the right, with a Red-Tailed Hawk sunning itself on the branch of the dead tree. At the edge of the forest, a Loggerhead Shrike perches, looking towards a Great Horned Owl that sits above a Northern Cardinal and Blue Jay that crane their necks to the left. A Belted Kingfisher dives toward the center, following a Ring-Necked Pheasant that sweeps low over the grass and wildflowers. Opposite the pheasant is a Greater Prairie-Chicken in full display posture, with its throat sacs inflated. Standing proud in the marsh are a Great Blue Heron and Sandhill Crane, their heads pointing up and to the right, following the flight path of a Northern Harrier. On the right, a Northern Flicker dives down towards the forest. The twelve birds around the center suggest a continuous line of motion that circles around the Meadowlark. In the grassy field, thirteen species of Kansas wildflowers grow - Black sampson echinacea, daylilies, Indian blanket flowers, musk thistles, bigroot morning glories, bloodroot, coralberry, ox-eye daisies, field garlic, ashy sunflowers, grayhead prairie coneflowers, prairie blanket flowers, and prairie violets. In the sky, the rays of the sun shine long and golden, piercing through the clear blue sky. Between the rays of the sun are the silhouettes, black with golden tinge, of birds that migrate through Kansas - including pelicans, herons, sparrows, ducks, geese, swans, and several more.
February 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Well, it *is* #PortfolioDay so, hi!

I'm a freelance artist favoring mecha, paleoart, character work and dark fantasy. A lot of the work I love to share is for individual clients, or personal work made for my own projects, including ongoing tabletop campaigns.

I take commissions by request.
A black and white illustration of the HRU-3R Horus, a Battlemech I designed. It is a bipedal futuristic war machine on a plain grey background, with a hunched-forward, aggressive stance, a prominent beak-like "chin" under the cockpit, and elevated missile racks set far back above its shoulders. Each arm bears a long-barreled cannon of some kind, and the left torso has another mount for missiles, with the tubes designed to pop out from protected chambers. A full-body illustration of a Troll druid standing on a dirt path in a forest, holding a curious green wooden mask in his hand and gazing towards the viewer with a calm but stern expression. He wears a striped gambeson under a leafy cloak, and has frosted moss growing from the top of his head and on his bare right shoulder. An illustration of a monstrous figure on a black backdrop. Its face is a pale green, wooden mask with tiny pinpricks of life visible in the eye holes. Red, twisting vines snake from its head, through its ripped torso, and out of the badly torn skin of its legs. The hands have long, thin, clawed fingers the same color as the vines that make up most of its body mass, and grey, desiccated skin struggles to contain the thorny mass inside. An illustration of a scene viewed from above, in which the prehistoric fish Tiktaalik lies in wait at the bottom of a shallow stream in a Devonian forest. It has mossy fringes on the front of its face, a wide, flattened body, paddle-like fins, and bright orange, staring eyes. A small fish with an orange and green striped body hovers in the water in front of it, investigating what it takes for moss - unaware of the danger it is in.
January 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Another of my custom Battlemech designs, the OWO-3L Thoth is meant to be a back-line sniper and command-and-control unit, with a command console and seven tons of communications equipment giving a commander plenty to play with.

#mecha #battletech
A black and white drawing of a futuristic machine standing on a plain grey background. Its legs have shin plates reminiscent of stylized papyrus fronds, it has bird-like claws on its left hand, and the bulk of its body is reminiscent of a Pharaoh's nemes headdress. It has mounts for a considerable array of electronic equipment on the top of its body, with long antennae and a rotating bar. Each arm carries a long cannon, with the left arm's gun mounted behind the wrist, and the right cannon taking up the space a hand would have occupied. The right arm's cannon is bulkier, and bears a set of gas exchange flanges near the end of the barrel.
January 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Another BattleMech design, and a personal favorite - the HRU-3R Horus, a 75 ton Canopian design intended to pick apart targets at long range.

#battletech #mecha
A black and white drawing of a futuristic machine on a flat grey background. The machine has a hunched-forward stance like it is ready to pounce, with a pair of elevated missile racks situated far back on the shoulders, and a large cannon on each arm.
January 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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One of the first of my custom Battlemech designs, the SET-3B Setesh. Part of the Egyptian God series, I envisioned it as a medium stealth striker for the Magistracy of Canopus.

#battletech #mecha
A greyscale drawing with simple shading of a futuristic war machine standing on two legs. The legs are robust, with goat-like leg joints, shin plates modeled after ancient Egyptian shields, and bladelike projections on the back of the ankle joint, shaped to resemble the blade of a khopesh. The torso is elongated from front-to-back, with a tubular shape similar to the snout of an animal. There is a cockpit situated at the top of the rear portion of the torso, and two arms that rise high above the body. Each arm has a single, small-looking laser mounted at the highest point.
January 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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A photo of a white man with short hair wearing glasses, with an exasperated expression on his face as he leans forward, head slightly tilted to the side. The subtitle text shows a fictitious phone number, written as 555-COME-ON-NOW
January 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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A recently-finished commission that I'm rather proud of. Added the background in hopes of providing a pleasant surprise for the client.

#fantasyart #dungeonsanddragons #fantasy #characterdesign #freelanceart
A troll druid standing on a dirt path, bordered by thick grass and walls of mossy foliage. Moss grows on his head and body in place of hair, and on his head and shoulders there is frost in the moss. He wears a cloak of many-colored leaves with a mantle of lichen-covered tree bark, and he gazes towards the viewer with a serious, pensive expression while holding a long-eared, wooden mask in his hand. His other hand is hidden beneath the cloak.
December 27, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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For me, it's gotta be something for my League of Thrym, the Aquila Rift weirdos relying on weird old mechs to hold off the Marian Hegemony. I figure the Dragoon would appeal to a lot of people, justly so, as something to include as crushed debris in mech dioramas.
The Dragoon, a 70t Inner Sphere Battlemech with a dishonorable past but a pretty bangin aesthetic, with a bug-like cockpit and two paddle-shaped arms each bearing long guns. Art by David A White The Kyudo, a 45t early Inner Sphere battlemech with a big chip and bigger missile rack on its shoulder. Art by Brent Evans. The Swordsman, a 40t Inner Sphere Battlemech with the heart of a trooper and the design flaws of a Davion boondoggle. Art by Justin Nelson. The Champion, a 60t Inner Sphere BattleMech that looks like a fat plane on legs, with nowhere near enough armor. Art by Dana Knutson (Pencils) and Jim Nelson (Ink)
December 14, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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QRP with your #FanArt

#OnePiece #jinbe
"Jinbe's Wild Ride - The First Son of the Sea in the Devonian Blue" - A digital painting of Jinbe, a blue-skinned, heavyset person with black hair, sharp teeth, and a red coat or cape over orange-colored traditional Japanese clothing with black and white diamond-shaped patterns. He is standing, in a surfing posture, on the back of a huge prehistoric fish underwater, surrounded by several smaller fish as he and his ride glide over the seafloor, with a view of numerous prehistoric fish and invertebrates, including a large green bony fish chasing smaller fish, and a brightly colored sea scorpion resting on the sand. More of the huge fish are visible in the background, with some fading into the distance.
November 18, 2024 at 6:26 AM
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One of these days I'm going to finish some other paleoart, but for now, the Carnotaurus beach run remains my favorite dinosaur piece.
A pair of Carnotaurus, tan dinosaurs with large horns above their eyes, run along a beach from right to left. The water is illuminated with orange light, and cycads and Araucaria trees rise behind them. In the distance, the mountains shine with alpenglow and frame the sky as stars begin to emerge. A pair of large pterosaurs shadow the dinosaurs, high above the trees. A black-and-white drawing of a prehistoric scene. A pair of Carcharodontosaurus lounge in the shade of large trees, looking over a river scene. A small flock of pterosaurs flies away from the viewer, while a group of large sauropods move from left to right, into the river. A Spinosaurus looks up from the water, startled as the giants move towards it. A group of bipedal herbivores in the water look on, undisturbed. On the far shore, other dinosaurs can faintly be seen.
October 18, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

"I Am So Screwed", a 3-part series of episodes in which some of the most bananas scifi bullshit imaginable happens. I'm traumatized and the planet I was held on is just gone.
A promotional photo of the main cast of Farscape. From left to right, Wayne Pygram as Scorpius, Gigi Edgley as Chiana, a toadlike muppet as Rygel, Anthony Simcoe as D'Argo, Claudia Black as Aeryn, Ben Browder as Crichton, Virginia Hey as Zhaan, and Lani Tupu as Capt. Crais.
September 6, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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I've been having a lot of fun with horror-adjacent art for my d&d campaign - unlike the rest of my art, where I tend to work over the course of days on a sketch, then linework, then colors, most of this work is hammered out in a single session, and I think the roughness adds to the vibe.
A monstrous creature of twisted, thorny red vines wound through the hollow, grey skin of something long-dead. The arms are the most intact part, though they have become thorny themselves, and the long claws of the hands mirror the thorns of the vines. The creature's face is a hollow-eyed, wooden mask, with long ears, and thorns on the chin and cheeks. A greyscale image of a boar with a ruined, rotted face. The boar's eye is white and staring, its body covered in boils, spikes, and strange gooey tendrils. Its feet have been reduced down to claws, losing the hooves entirely. A goat-headed demon - a Bulezau, from Dungeons and Dragons - on a murky background. The demon's grey skin is covered in yellow pustules, the same color as its pupil-less eyes. The demon wields a two-pronged weapon, a man-catcher, that is made of the same material as his horns, and he thrusts this weapon towards the viewer. A drawing of a bat-headed monster with glowing red eyes, with most of its body fading to obscurity in the image's black background. Only the face, a pair of clawed hands, and the clawed tips of two huge leathery wings are visible. The face is twisted, with glowing red eyes, oversized teeth, and a long tongue that drips blood onto the wooden boards of the floor.
February 26, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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Another favorite of my old art pieces, something I did for a commission a couple of years ago. A friend wanted this sort of drawing of their pet lizard, and designing the clothes to reflect the color patterns of the lizard was a really fun challenge.
An anthropomorphized Uromastyx lizard sitting in the sand under a tree covered in pink blossoms, eating green lentils from a large brown bag with the Arabic word for lentils written on the side.
February 13, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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The first major paleoart piece I did, something for fun back in 2021. There's some things I'd do different, some ways I misinterpreted the data on integument, but I still enjoy the spirit of the piece. I like to think of animals like Carnotaurus enjoying life.
A pair of Carnotaurus sastrei run along a beach at sunset, the stars already coming out in the background as the sun sets behind the viewer. A pair of azhdarchid pterosaurs fly over trees in the background.
February 9, 2024 at 1:55 AM