I have a pomegranoblem (putting pomegranate arils into almost all of my food)

Someone said I look like I'd beat them up for fun. Sir, if I accidentally step on someone's foot, I WILL cry.
#gothgirlproblems

Did not get kicked in the face by a patient today ✅️

I just want to be the pampered little dog that rides around in the purse of a bad bitch 😔

Full of rage and channeling it into angry squats so that I can be full of spite and also have an awesome ass

A recent interaction I had with a patient: I noticed she had a little dove tattoo, and I commented that it was very cute and asked if she got it in memory of someone.

Sternly, she goes, "No, it's a cover up. Don't ever get a man's name tattooed on you."

Don't gotta tell me twice. Or even once!

I love seeing ugly babies on my Facebook timeline so that I can laugh at them

Bitsy says to give her all your leftover turkey scraps, lest ye have to face her wrath. #cats #pets #Thanksgiving

Bitsy baby, what thoughts go through your little head? Mischief? Catnip?
#cats #pets