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@ladycrow.bsky.social
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Published poet, Renaissance faire worker, Pisces, she or they, disability life chose me, f/sf/Tolkien dork, troptwt refugee from the Bad Place. ngl.link/voiceoftruth
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ladycrow.bsky.social
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
This is not a Lord of the Rings character at all. It's the bad guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark, played by Paul Freeman. A white man with short gray hair, which is tucked into a white turban with a gold band, holds an elaborate gold-topped staff with intricate details. His mouth is open and his free hand is extended toward the camera.
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ladycrow.bsky.social
Y'all ring-a-dong-dilloing out there? Be more like this guy and gather some lilies for the River-daughter today if you can.
A white man, somewhat short in stature, with blue eyes and a fairly long brown beard, is outdoors cosplaying as J.R.R. Tolkien's character Tom Bombadil. Leaning on a twisted wooden staff, he is indeed wearing a bright blue jacket and yellow boots, as described by Tolkien. He is also carrying a canvas satchel and wearing a floppy hat whose brim is nearly as wide as his shoulders, with a cobalt-blue feather stuck in the hatband. Hey dol! Merry dol!
October 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
ladycrow.bsky.social
Distracted Headline Editor Murders Widow
A posed photograph of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, with the logo of the magazine Lad Bible superimposed in the upper right corner. A headline at the bottom of the picture says "Sharon Osbourne Granted Husband Ozzy His Final Wish Before Dying Aged 76." Contrary to this assertion, Sharon is still alive and is not 76.
July 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
ladycrow.bsky.social
Tweet from @bagelpicbot, who is using a profile picture of a young white woman with blonde hair. Text says, "The amount of men who hide their awfulness behind a softboi leftist persona and who cloak their abusive tactics in the language of social justice would genuinely be laughable if it wasn't so terrifying."
December 25, 2024 at 3:32 AM
ladycrow.bsky.social
This is my friend in Iowa. They could use your help.
Picture of Karrie Higgins, a disability activist, on a flyer that explains how to make a tax-deductible donation to medical expenses Karrie has that are not covered by insurance. There is a QR code to scan for Giving Tuesday. Karrie is a white person with brown hair worn in a bun. They are leaning on a slender black cane with a curved handle, and wearing a black sport coat and necktie over a white t-shirt and very bright pink floor-length skirt.
November 30, 2024 at 1:43 AM
ladycrow.bsky.social
This guy is a rapist who has at least three known victims. Very disappointed to find out I have two mutuals with him. Even more disappointed that he's alive.
Profile screenshot of Doug McVay. Background, for whatever reason, is flowers in a garden. Profile pic is of a smirking, gray-haired white male in his early sixties with no facial hair, wearing glasses and a suit jacket over a t-shirt, standing in front of some kind of background with lettering on it.
November 28, 2024 at 10:41 PM
ladycrow.bsky.social
Weir wolves
August 6, 2023 at 7:41 PM
ladycrow.bsky.social
Reskeet with a picture and your age

Cretaceous
A Tyrannosaurus rex, depicted as being a drab gray color with a lighter yellowish belly, roars directly at the camera with a wide open mouth. They are standing in a desert with a mesa in the distance. The sky is brilliantly blue.
July 11, 2023 at 1:34 AM
ladycrow.bsky.social
Me, not joining Threads for roughly 6000 reasons and smugposting on a better alternative:
Screen grab of Darth Vader in the cockpit of his TIE fighter with his dialogue captioned as "I have them myself. Zuckerberg." From the intentionally badly translated Star Wars parody "The Fourth Gathers: The Novelty Desire," created by Reddit user Quirderph and voiced by a volunteer cast of Redditors.
July 6, 2023 at 8:59 PM
ladycrow.bsky.social
I have said this elsewhere, but this is a Forbes quote. Forbes and WSJ are the two most capitalist-lackey US media (in a crowded field). "Musk, a 52-year-old man" is the greatest shade possible from that source.
Screen shot from an article that states: "Twitter responded to emailed questions on Saturday with a poop emoji, an automated response that goes out to all reporters. Musk, a 52-year-old man, set up the auto-responder not long after he purchased the company in October 2022."
July 6, 2023 at 8:53 PM