ladycaviar
@ladycaviar.bsky.social
Artist, designer, writer, & photographer. Laurel, Pelican, 3x Khan.
Owned by Miss Sugars, a sweet but persistent Siamese.
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Owned by Miss Sugars, a sweet but persistent Siamese.
@ladycaviar on social platforms
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ladycaviar
@ladycaviar.bsky.social
· Mar 13
I've been constantly two minutes from completely losing my shit *for the last ten years*
Miss Sugars is in the hospital because she hasn't eaten for 3 days, among other things. Please send her happy thoughts
From a better time:
From a better time:
December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Miss Sugars is in the hospital because she hasn't eaten for 3 days, among other things. Please send her happy thoughts
From a better time:
From a better time:
When my brother was in college, he wrote home to ask for $300. My mother asked what he needed it for.
"Oh, wine women and song," he answered
My mother said, "no son of mine is paying for women" and sent him 2/3 of what he asked for
"Oh, wine women and song," he answered
My mother said, "no son of mine is paying for women" and sent him 2/3 of what he asked for
December 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When my brother was in college, he wrote home to ask for $300. My mother asked what he needed it for.
"Oh, wine women and song," he answered
My mother said, "no son of mine is paying for women" and sent him 2/3 of what he asked for
"Oh, wine women and song," he answered
My mother said, "no son of mine is paying for women" and sent him 2/3 of what he asked for
Reposted by ladycaviar
somewhere in the White House Stephen Miller is taping on the day’s mustache and dabbing his forehead with liver spots so he can tell Donny about calipers again
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
somewhere in the White House Stephen Miller is taping on the day’s mustache and dabbing his forehead with liver spots so he can tell Donny about calipers again
Pholonious' suit is always perfectly buttoned, just like @dieworkwear.bsky.social recommends
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pholonious' suit is always perfectly buttoned, just like @dieworkwear.bsky.social recommends
My God it's Hamlet with 30% more ham
October 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My God it's Hamlet with 30% more ham
At this point, is our best hope that he gets prosecuted for some bullshit thing like Al Capone was?
October 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
At this point, is our best hope that he gets prosecuted for some bullshit thing like Al Capone was?
Dunking on Columbus was literally a decree from the Queen of Spain at the time
October 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Dunking on Columbus was literally a decree from the Queen of Spain at the time
Miss Sugars makes some delicate biscuits and tiny purrs
October 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Miss Sugars makes some delicate biscuits and tiny purrs
Stephen Miller can't play pinochle because he took all the spades out of the deck
October 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Stephen Miller can't play pinochle because he took all the spades out of the deck
Stephen Miller got kicked out of Hell for being *too* evil. Even Satan said, "Give it a rest, man"
October 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Stephen Miller got kicked out of Hell for being *too* evil. Even Satan said, "Give it a rest, man"
"You will never know whether I loved you for who you are, or for what you pretended to be to seduce me. You will spend the rest of your life wondering if there is anything inside you worth loving, or whether you can only be a pale imitation of worthiness. And you will never know. "
September 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"You will never know whether I loved you for who you are, or for what you pretended to be to seduce me. You will spend the rest of your life wondering if there is anything inside you worth loving, or whether you can only be a pale imitation of worthiness. And you will never know. "
Stephen Miller cannot rest until all the brown M&Ms are picked out of his Easter basket
August 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Stephen Miller cannot rest until all the brown M&Ms are picked out of his Easter basket
Reposted by ladycaviar
I want to replace everything named for Robert E Lee with something named for Stan Lee
August 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I want to replace everything named for Robert E Lee with something named for Stan Lee
I met an 82 year old Canadian lady who thinks all of us should join the opposition party and torch it from the inside
I mean she's not wrong
I mean she's not wrong
July 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I met an 82 year old Canadian lady who thinks all of us should join the opposition party and torch it from the inside
I mean she's not wrong
I mean she's not wrong
Ooh ooh I want to do another
You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.
July 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Ooh ooh I want to do another
These two are having the slowest, laziest kick fight over who gets the couch
Kick
Nap
Kick
Nap
Kick
Kick
Nap
Kick
Nap
Kick
July 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
These two are having the slowest, laziest kick fight over who gets the couch
Kick
Nap
Kick
Nap
Kick
Kick
Nap
Kick
Nap
Kick
Stephen Miller can't go to a park because he's terrified of black squirrels
July 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Stephen Miller can't go to a park because he's terrified of black squirrels
Stephen Miller had the sads because the Barbie movie wasn't about Klaus
July 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Stephen Miller had the sads because the Barbie movie wasn't about Klaus
Stephen Miller put the Maillard reaction on a deportation list because it's brown and sounds foreign
July 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Stephen Miller put the Maillard reaction on a deportation list because it's brown and sounds foreign
Crayons and their colors send Stephen Miller into an apoplectic rage
July 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Crayons and their colors send Stephen Miller into an apoplectic rage
Stephen Miller has been damned clever about hiding his horcruxes, but I have faith
I mean we finally found Kissinger's, right?
I mean we finally found Kissinger's, right?
July 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Stephen Miller has been damned clever about hiding his horcruxes, but I have faith
I mean we finally found Kissinger's, right?
I mean we finally found Kissinger's, right?
"Then his head exploded into flames and his conversation became much more scream-oriented" -- Jonathan L. Howard
Yeah, me too
*gestures at everything*
Yeah, me too
*gestures at everything*
June 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
"Then his head exploded into flames and his conversation became much more scream-oriented" -- Jonathan L. Howard
Yeah, me too
*gestures at everything*
Yeah, me too
*gestures at everything*
Making someone stateless is a war crime, but then again so is tear gas, so I guess we're going all in
June 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Making someone stateless is a war crime, but then again so is tear gas, so I guess we're going all in
Emil Bove sounds like the name of an immortal villain character from a 19th century melodrama who does unspeakable things in his basement lair to innocent maidens
June 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Emil Bove sounds like the name of an immortal villain character from a 19th century melodrama who does unspeakable things in his basement lair to innocent maidens
Project 2025: Evil For Dummies/An Idiot's Guide to Being a Total Dick
June 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Project 2025: Evil For Dummies/An Idiot's Guide to Being a Total Dick