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Nicole Attercop
@ladyattercop.bsky.social
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Painter of skulls and cute animals. Hairdresser. Occasional cartoonist. Loud 1/2 of The Clockwork Cabaret & That Darling DJ Duo. Aging goth. She/Her
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I started Halloween as Edgar Allan Poe, but ended it as Freddy Mercury. 😅
A person in a black curly wig, mustache, glam makeup and white ruffled shirt and black vest looking into the camera intensely. The same person with mustache, and glam makeup, this time without the wig revealing a light blue buzzcut. The collar of the white ruffled shirt is unbuttoned and she is smirking at the camera.
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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This is who runs this account.
A blurry screenshot of a white man with a bitchin’ 80s ‘stash. He is wearing a bow tie, Dracula cape and plastic fangs. The equally blurry text reads, “Coming Up … Goblin Time.”
August 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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UPDATE:
A stuffed black and white skeleton buckled into the back seat of a Toyota. It turns out, the skeleton is more like 5 ft tall. She BIG
July 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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QUICK! Someone talk me out of spending $60 American dollars on this giant skeleton pillow.
A 3 ft black and white plush skeleton sitting on a shelf
July 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Ducky and I went to the Raleigh Punk Rock Flea Market on Sunday where I bought the perfect coozie by @tittybats.bsky.social.
A black beer coozie next to a pair of earphones, in front of a turntable. The lettering on the coozie reads, “Art ruined my life. No cresit! No 401k! Always miserable!”
May 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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A little late posting this here, but all the same…
A meme depicting a Jewish man painting lamb’s blood over his doorframe. It reads: “Tesla owners putting “Elon Sucks” bumper stickers on their cars. The joke is Passover.
April 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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This is cracking a door, I’m not sure I want opened. But at the same time, we now owe more in medical debt than my school loans and new (used) car combined.

So… gofund.me/6d6fe34b
March 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I’m having to learn social media to update everyone on Ducky. I appreciate so many people care (deeply and sincerely), but it makes me feel stupid.

I’m ten seconds away from buying a cane so I can shake it.
A picture of American Gothic, a 1930 painting by American Regionalist artist Grant Wood that depicts a farmer and his daughter standing in front of their Carpenter Gothic style farmhouse. The painting is known for its hard realism and is intended to represent the strength and perseverance of rural American life. Instead they look like they’ve been sucking lemons.
March 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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An important piece of post-hospital, at-home care just arrived.

Ducky’s old monster slippers had holes, and all the non-skid coating had worn off, so it was time for a new pair.
A pair of plush, bright green monster feet slippers (complete with claws).
February 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Please excuse how exhausted I look. I’m exhausted, you see.

But seriously, thank you so much.
February 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Last night Ducky got out of the ICU, and today I brought them a new friend to keep them company.
POV of Duxky lying in a hospital bed. There is an IV port in their hand, and in their lap is a bootleg, jacked up looking Garfield plush. Their pink monster slippers are visible peeking out from under the bed, and hospital equipment is visible in the background. A sign from UNC Hospitals that reads “Welcome to 6 Neurosciences Hospital.
February 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I know they’re in the best place they can be, but I hate the fact that Ducky is here in this uncomfortable, sterile environment alone overnight. So, I brought them a friend.
A lizard squishmellow with a goofy face nestled in Ducky’s arm. They are laying in a hospital bed, the corner of a hospital bracelet is visible on the arm in the foreground.
February 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Time to watch the Muppets and cry.
A screenshot of Tumblr user vigilantsycamore that reads: Ebenezer Scrooge: goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr. Asshole! There goes Mr. Bitch!
December 25, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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The Crime vs The Criminal
A fake pine garland on the floor in front of a fireplace A black cat staring into the camera near the fake pine garland that’s on the ground. She is unrepentant.
December 2, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with
A white woman with a shaved head is looking off into the middle distance. A tiny, single, green braid arcs off her scalp like the lone palm tree on a desert island.
November 18, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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If you see this, post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.
A red bumper sticker with a cartoon drawing of Mothman that reads, “Mothman ate mu entire ass at a Denny’s”
November 13, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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I found an alien in the house. He was safely escorted outside.
A brown and gray praying mantis sitting on an empty soda bottle that’s part of an automatic watered
November 4, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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It’s the time of year when we remind ourselves that Percy never deserved a baddie like Mary.
A romantic painter portrait of Percy Shelly. The colors are soft, his hair is loose, and his shirt collar is undone. There’s a maroon block across his eyes. Pink letters on the block read, “fuck boi.”
October 27, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Follow me I look like this
A poorly scanned panel of a comic where an anthropomorphic animal of a brown, unknown variety (bear or wolf maybe) in a purple shirt is saying, “It’s going to get weird,” in one speech bubble and “I’m going to make this weird,” in another.
October 27, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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Ah, yes. The three genders.
A sign for Halloween costumes that reads “Boys,” “Girls,” and “Thrills & Chills” with a little skull.
October 24, 2024 at 3:38 AM
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She is beauty. She is grace. Take her banana and she’ll scratch your face.
A velvety black cat on her back with all four adorable feet in the air. She has yellow eyes, and a little bit of white fluff is visible on her chubby belly, and she’s licking her nose. An abused catnip banana that she’s clearly been abusing is on her right, in between her front and hind paws. It is obvious from the photo, why her nickname is Beef.
October 21, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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We finally put away the “regular” skulls so we could display the “Halloween” skulls. 🎃💀
A hearth and fireplace filled with skulls, pumpkins and Autumnal leaves. The joke is despite the plethora of “Halloween” skulls, there were even more “day to day” skulls that had to be put into storage to make space for this ludicrous spooky display
October 19, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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My nibble asked that I knit a black “cat hat” for her like I had done in 2016 (during the pink pussy cat craze), cuz she doesn’t “do pink” anymore.

Tilde helped.
A picture of your humble narrator wearing a slightly sparkly knit black beanie with cat ears. A black cat in a pink collar with her butt planted firmly on a black knit beanie
October 18, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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A weird ghost for the beginning of Inktober.
A grey and black ink ghost
October 2, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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My body is ready.
A side by side meme: on the left Tim Curry is pictured as Wordsworth, a butler, from the movie Clue, with text that reads “September 30th”; on the right Tim Curry is pictured as Frankenfurter, a transsexual Transylvanian, with text that reads “October 1st.”
October 2, 2024 at 12:04 AM