I've worked in libraries for a long time, and this is the longest holds list I've ever seen.

I have no desire to drink a glass of milk, but this seems so delightfully wholesome.

I absolutely do not care about football, but I think I might be in love with Marshawn Lynch?

Over the course of 20 years, this house went from $132,000 to over a million. #bostonrealestate #rentingforlife

YUP!

I'm so good at Spanish.

This is a new-to-me type of shrinkflation I never expected.

How what ends???!
Max is trolling me.

One of the most infuriating (low stakes) things is when you lose your wordle streak, and then the next day the page explains how to play wordle, as if you're never done it before. It really puts the failure into stark relief.

Swords? One of those ninja turtle sticks?

@washingtonpost.com
REALLY bad ad placement here. I know you need to earn money, but be a little more careful 😬

Why is my Duolingo app looking so weary lately? Is it because I’m barely closer to fluency after more than a year?

Now that it's "resolution season", my facebook feed is full of nonsense, but I keep cracking up at ads for Huel where they juxtapose their bowls of beige sadness with yummy-looking food. I don't even like bacon, but this sandwich looks amazing. Way to self-own, morons.

In unsurprising news
www.cameo.com/gads?qid=170...

Every time I see this Mac and cheese, I think it’s called Godless Cheddy Mac.