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Meme of a clip from Shrek with 3 panels showing a conversation between the Fairy Godmother and the King of Far Far Away: Panel 1: "Work, you've forced me to do something I really don't want to do. Panel 2: "ellipsis" Panel 3: "I have to watch a Christmas movie in November!!"
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Raccoon reaching towards the reader saying, "I just wanted you to know... I'm gonna steal that."
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Once a year, just after they come out of their winter dormancy, bees nominate a new Queen, by dancing untill they spell out the name of the new Queen.
Photo of a group of people standing in a pattern that forms the word 'TEAM' so it can be read from above.
October 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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OnlyFans?
Photo of multiple oscillating fans.
October 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Homer Simpson as a car salesman. He turns on the radio to disguise the smell of the fart he just took.
September 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Photo of SpongeBob forming a rainbow above his head with his hands and saying 'Consequences'.
August 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Homer Simpson discovers that Ned Flanders wears a bathing suit in the bathtub and is totally non-judgemental about it.
August 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Shoulda gone with the Egg Salad.

Alternatively, any chance it's just worms inside you starting a reboot or something?
Screenshot of the label on a vending machine that reads "Fresh" Egg Salad Sandwich. Moments after this, Fry from Futurama consumes worms that eventually turn him into his best self. Spoiler Alert: It doesn't last.
August 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I certainly hope so.
Photo of Geoff Peterson, a robot skeleton character from the Late Late Show hosted by Craig Ferguson.
July 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I'm nothing if not compliant.
Maybelline eyeshadow pallet called "The Nudes".
July 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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No cheating. The last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

I think I win.
July 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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What kind of verification do you need? Cuz I have this pebble.....
Photo of yellow rock/pebble.
July 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Woman sitting in a car holding a sign that says "buy me dinner first".
June 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Photo of a Maybelline eyeshadow palette called "The Nudes".
June 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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The National Security Council—
Mr Burn's League of Evil from The Simpsons. All members are dead and skeletonized.
June 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Never understood what he meant until recently. I don't get it, but I get it, you know?
Photo of the character from M.A.S.H., Dr Sidney Friedman with the quote "Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
June 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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The world sucks.

Have a gnome.
Colourful garden gnome on a stick.
May 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Drawing of a Racoon who is reaching towards the reader. The caption says "I just wanted you to know... I'm gonna steal that", which is good, cuz I definitely stole that. And by that I mean, the above meme, also the racoon now that I think about it🤔.
May 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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If Bluesky is really dying, there is only one image to commemorate it properly.
Twitter Fail Whale: drawing of birds carrying a whale on what looks like a web.
May 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I have found evidence to support both theories.
A zoomed in photo of the previous boulder photo showing the brand name 'ACME' stamped on the boulder.
May 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I'm going with this.
Comic Book Guy posed on one knee reaching up with the opposite arm, waiting for the lucite to dry him to death.
May 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Meme of Processor Farnsworth asking Bender if he takes credit cards.
May 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Drawing of an adorable racoon reaching towards the reader and saying, "I just wanted you to know... I'm gonna steal that."
May 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Sylvester the Cat from Looney Toones, banging his head against a telephone pole, repeatedly, in exasperation. I'm about ready to do the same honestly. A concussion could only help things at this point.
May 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Screenshot of Fry from Futurama just before he eats a black cracker which started out as a tomato slice.
April 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM