Lady Whistleleft
@lady-whistleleft.bsky.social
Dearest Gentle Readers,
Enjoy the latest gossip and scandalous news about the biggest players in politics.
Enjoy the latest gossip and scandalous news about the biggest players in politics.
I am saddened that there isn’t a large characters allotment for my prose, otherwise I’d be posting here regularly - so enjoy my screen shots.
May 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I am saddened that there isn’t a large characters allotment for my prose, otherwise I’d be posting here regularly - so enjoy my screen shots.
Dearest Reader-
Trump posted an AI image of himself as the Pope.
Then the White House reposted it. No caption. No context. Just vibes and 17M views.
Is this satire? A soft coup? Theocratic cosplay?
The Constitution is clutching its pearls.
-Yours in secular sainthood,
Lady Whistleleft
Trump posted an AI image of himself as the Pope.
Then the White House reposted it. No caption. No context. Just vibes and 17M views.
Is this satire? A soft coup? Theocratic cosplay?
The Constitution is clutching its pearls.
-Yours in secular sainthood,
Lady Whistleleft
May 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Dearest Reader-
Trump posted an AI image of himself as the Pope.
Then the White House reposted it. No caption. No context. Just vibes and 17M views.
Is this satire? A soft coup? Theocratic cosplay?
The Constitution is clutching its pearls.
-Yours in secular sainthood,
Lady Whistleleft
Trump posted an AI image of himself as the Pope.
Then the White House reposted it. No caption. No context. Just vibes and 17M views.
Is this satire? A soft coup? Theocratic cosplay?
The Constitution is clutching its pearls.
-Yours in secular sainthood,
Lady Whistleleft
Dear Readers-
We do not deserve @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
He is the holy grail of leaders.
Any other Dems debating on running in 2028 need to sit it out. The best is already here.
We do not deserve @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
He is the holy grail of leaders.
Any other Dems debating on running in 2028 need to sit it out. The best is already here.
April 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Dear Readers-
We do not deserve @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
He is the holy grail of leaders.
Any other Dems debating on running in 2028 need to sit it out. The best is already here.
We do not deserve @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
He is the holy grail of leaders.
Any other Dems debating on running in 2028 need to sit it out. The best is already here.
Dearest Gentle Reader-
With all the bluster of a peacock in a storm, 🍊🤡 once vowed to bring China to heel. And yet (quelle surprise) he now tiptoes backward, tariffs tucked between his legs. The old dusty dog.
The Art of the Deal-Dodger.
-Yours in 😏,
Lady Whistleleft
With all the bluster of a peacock in a storm, 🍊🤡 once vowed to bring China to heel. And yet (quelle surprise) he now tiptoes backward, tariffs tucked between his legs. The old dusty dog.
The Art of the Deal-Dodger.
-Yours in 😏,
Lady Whistleleft
April 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Dearest Gentle Reader-
With all the bluster of a peacock in a storm, 🍊🤡 once vowed to bring China to heel. And yet (quelle surprise) he now tiptoes backward, tariffs tucked between his legs. The old dusty dog.
The Art of the Deal-Dodger.
-Yours in 😏,
Lady Whistleleft
With all the bluster of a peacock in a storm, 🍊🤡 once vowed to bring China to heel. And yet (quelle surprise) he now tiptoes backward, tariffs tucked between his legs. The old dusty dog.
The Art of the Deal-Dodger.
-Yours in 😏,
Lady Whistleleft
Dear Reader-
While most are spending Easter extending grace, 🍊took to his keyboard to declare holy war…naming enemies, sowing spite, and wrapping vengeance in the veil of religious holiday tradition.
A true leader speaks to all, especially on sacred days meant for renewal. 🧵🪡
While most are spending Easter extending grace, 🍊took to his keyboard to declare holy war…naming enemies, sowing spite, and wrapping vengeance in the veil of religious holiday tradition.
A true leader speaks to all, especially on sacred days meant for renewal. 🧵🪡
April 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Dear Reader-
While most are spending Easter extending grace, 🍊took to his keyboard to declare holy war…naming enemies, sowing spite, and wrapping vengeance in the veil of religious holiday tradition.
A true leader speaks to all, especially on sacred days meant for renewal. 🧵🪡
While most are spending Easter extending grace, 🍊took to his keyboard to declare holy war…naming enemies, sowing spite, and wrapping vengeance in the veil of religious holiday tradition.
A true leader speaks to all, especially on sacred days meant for renewal. 🧵🪡
Dear Reader-
A thought arrived to me late last night, and I haven’t been able to shake it.
Bizarre, indeed, that of all the songs from “Les Miserables” that the odious orange oaf would fancy”Do You Hear the People Sing?”
🧵🪡
A thought arrived to me late last night, and I haven’t been able to shake it.
Bizarre, indeed, that of all the songs from “Les Miserables” that the odious orange oaf would fancy”Do You Hear the People Sing?”
🧵🪡
April 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Dear Reader-
A thought arrived to me late last night, and I haven’t been able to shake it.
Bizarre, indeed, that of all the songs from “Les Miserables” that the odious orange oaf would fancy”Do You Hear the People Sing?”
🧵🪡
A thought arrived to me late last night, and I haven’t been able to shake it.
Bizarre, indeed, that of all the songs from “Les Miserables” that the odious orange oaf would fancy”Do You Hear the People Sing?”
🧵🪡
New video dropped on TT and the gram
April 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
New video dropped on TT and the gram
Dear Reader-
One does hate to be alarmist, but the telltale signs of a constitutional crisis are beginning to resemble a play gone terribly off-script.
🧵🪡
One does hate to be alarmist, but the telltale signs of a constitutional crisis are beginning to resemble a play gone terribly off-script.
🧵🪡
April 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Dear Reader-
One does hate to be alarmist, but the telltale signs of a constitutional crisis are beginning to resemble a play gone terribly off-script.
🧵🪡
One does hate to be alarmist, but the telltale signs of a constitutional crisis are beginning to resemble a play gone terribly off-script.
🧵🪡
Dearest Readers-
I’d love nothing more, than to utilize this platform more.
However, its character limit stifles my prose. I’m trying to omit things- but it doesn’t ring the same.
So, for full versions I’m on Threads. And for exclusive content TikTok and Substack.
I’d love nothing more, than to utilize this platform more.
However, its character limit stifles my prose. I’m trying to omit things- but it doesn’t ring the same.
So, for full versions I’m on Threads. And for exclusive content TikTok and Substack.
April 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Dearest Readers-
I’d love nothing more, than to utilize this platform more.
However, its character limit stifles my prose. I’m trying to omit things- but it doesn’t ring the same.
So, for full versions I’m on Threads. And for exclusive content TikTok and Substack.
I’d love nothing more, than to utilize this platform more.
However, its character limit stifles my prose. I’m trying to omit things- but it doesn’t ring the same.
So, for full versions I’m on Threads. And for exclusive content TikTok and Substack.
Dear Reader,
An arson attempt at the Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion, on the first night of Passover,
and the party of “law and order” is quieter than a church mouse at confession.
One wonders…if the roles were reversed, would they be silent or screaming on cable news?
-Yours,
Lady Whistleleft
An arson attempt at the Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion, on the first night of Passover,
and the party of “law and order” is quieter than a church mouse at confession.
One wonders…if the roles were reversed, would they be silent or screaming on cable news?
-Yours,
Lady Whistleleft
April 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Dear Reader,
An arson attempt at the Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion, on the first night of Passover,
and the party of “law and order” is quieter than a church mouse at confession.
One wonders…if the roles were reversed, would they be silent or screaming on cable news?
-Yours,
Lady Whistleleft
An arson attempt at the Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion, on the first night of Passover,
and the party of “law and order” is quieter than a church mouse at confession.
One wonders…if the roles were reversed, would they be silent or screaming on cable news?
-Yours,
Lady Whistleleft
Stay awake, eyes forward. Ever forward.
April 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Stay awake, eyes forward. Ever forward.
Dear Readers-
Whispers swirl in Washington as House Republicans threaten a government shutdown again…
not for lack of funds, but for lack of functioning adults in the room.
One wonders if tantrums are now a legislative strategy.
-Yours in bloody eye rolls,
Lady Whistleleft
Whispers swirl in Washington as House Republicans threaten a government shutdown again…
not for lack of funds, but for lack of functioning adults in the room.
One wonders if tantrums are now a legislative strategy.
-Yours in bloody eye rolls,
Lady Whistleleft
April 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Dear Readers-
Whispers swirl in Washington as House Republicans threaten a government shutdown again…
not for lack of funds, but for lack of functioning adults in the room.
One wonders if tantrums are now a legislative strategy.
-Yours in bloody eye rolls,
Lady Whistleleft
Whispers swirl in Washington as House Republicans threaten a government shutdown again…
not for lack of funds, but for lack of functioning adults in the room.
One wonders if tantrums are now a legislative strategy.
-Yours in bloody eye rolls,
Lady Whistleleft
Dearest Readers,
Policy, we are told, is the art of the possible. And yet, somehow, what’s “possible” never seems to include universal healthcare, living wages, or taxing the rich. Curious, no?
It seems the only thing truly bipartisan in Washington is excuses.
Policy, we are told, is the art of the possible. And yet, somehow, what’s “possible” never seems to include universal healthcare, living wages, or taxing the rich. Curious, no?
It seems the only thing truly bipartisan in Washington is excuses.
April 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dearest Readers,
Policy, we are told, is the art of the possible. And yet, somehow, what’s “possible” never seems to include universal healthcare, living wages, or taxing the rich. Curious, no?
It seems the only thing truly bipartisan in Washington is excuses.
Policy, we are told, is the art of the possible. And yet, somehow, what’s “possible” never seems to include universal healthcare, living wages, or taxing the rich. Curious, no?
It seems the only thing truly bipartisan in Washington is excuses.
Dearest Readers,
History is littered with the jeweled carcasses of powerful men who believed themselves untouchable—until the people reminded them otherwise. Louis XVI had cake, Mubarak had tanks, Nixon had tapes. All had hubris. None had the last word.
History is littered with the jeweled carcasses of powerful men who believed themselves untouchable—until the people reminded them otherwise. Louis XVI had cake, Mubarak had tanks, Nixon had tapes. All had hubris. None had the last word.
April 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dearest Readers,
History is littered with the jeweled carcasses of powerful men who believed themselves untouchable—until the people reminded them otherwise. Louis XVI had cake, Mubarak had tanks, Nixon had tapes. All had hubris. None had the last word.
History is littered with the jeweled carcasses of powerful men who believed themselves untouchable—until the people reminded them otherwise. Louis XVI had cake, Mubarak had tanks, Nixon had tapes. All had hubris. None had the last word.
Dearest Readers,
If you're weary of dull punditry and corporate spin, you've found your new favorite scandal sheet.
Elections, policy, media messes, etc. No hypocrisy goes unroasted. Follow along, darlings.
The revolution should be well-dressed and well-informed.
— Lady Whistleleft
If you're weary of dull punditry and corporate spin, you've found your new favorite scandal sheet.
Elections, policy, media messes, etc. No hypocrisy goes unroasted. Follow along, darlings.
The revolution should be well-dressed and well-informed.
— Lady Whistleleft
April 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Dearest Readers,
If you're weary of dull punditry and corporate spin, you've found your new favorite scandal sheet.
Elections, policy, media messes, etc. No hypocrisy goes unroasted. Follow along, darlings.
The revolution should be well-dressed and well-informed.
— Lady Whistleleft
If you're weary of dull punditry and corporate spin, you've found your new favorite scandal sheet.
Elections, policy, media messes, etc. No hypocrisy goes unroasted. Follow along, darlings.
The revolution should be well-dressed and well-informed.
— Lady Whistleleft
Dearest Readers,
Across the nation today, the people are not whispering—they are shouting. From campuses to capitols, streets swell with protest, voices raised not in chaos, but in clarity.
1/2
Across the nation today, the people are not whispering—they are shouting. From campuses to capitols, streets swell with protest, voices raised not in chaos, but in clarity.
1/2
April 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Dearest Readers,
Across the nation today, the people are not whispering—they are shouting. From campuses to capitols, streets swell with protest, voices raised not in chaos, but in clarity.
1/2
Across the nation today, the people are not whispering—they are shouting. From campuses to capitols, streets swell with protest, voices raised not in chaos, but in clarity.
1/2
Dearest Readers,
A most telling choice has been made: rather than receiving the fallen with solemn dignity, the president has chosen the comforts of the golf course, with Saudi companions, no less. 🧵
A most telling choice has been made: rather than receiving the fallen with solemn dignity, the president has chosen the comforts of the golf course, with Saudi companions, no less. 🧵
April 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Dearest Readers,
A most telling choice has been made: rather than receiving the fallen with solemn dignity, the president has chosen the comforts of the golf course, with Saudi companions, no less. 🧵
A most telling choice has been made: rather than receiving the fallen with solemn dignity, the president has chosen the comforts of the golf course, with Saudi companions, no less. 🧵
Dearest Readers,
Today’s dispatch from the upper echelons of national intrigue brings word that General Timothy Haugh, head of U.S. Cyber Command and NSA Director, has been shown the drawing room door. The reasons, of course, are shrouded in the usual lace of “routine transitions” and “succession”
Today’s dispatch from the upper echelons of national intrigue brings word that General Timothy Haugh, head of U.S. Cyber Command and NSA Director, has been shown the drawing room door. The reasons, of course, are shrouded in the usual lace of “routine transitions” and “succession”
April 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Dearest Readers,
Today’s dispatch from the upper echelons of national intrigue brings word that General Timothy Haugh, head of U.S. Cyber Command and NSA Director, has been shown the drawing room door. The reasons, of course, are shrouded in the usual lace of “routine transitions” and “succession”
Today’s dispatch from the upper echelons of national intrigue brings word that General Timothy Haugh, head of U.S. Cyber Command and NSA Director, has been shown the drawing room door. The reasons, of course, are shrouded in the usual lace of “routine transitions” and “succession”
Dearest Readers,
A most peculiar phenomenon has graced our screens: Fox News, long the devoted steward of the sacred stock market ticker, has quietly whisked it away. One wonders—could it be that the market is not, in fact, soaring under their preferred regime? A mystery indeed!
A most peculiar phenomenon has graced our screens: Fox News, long the devoted steward of the sacred stock market ticker, has quietly whisked it away. One wonders—could it be that the market is not, in fact, soaring under their preferred regime? A mystery indeed!
April 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dearest Readers,
A most peculiar phenomenon has graced our screens: Fox News, long the devoted steward of the sacred stock market ticker, has quietly whisked it away. One wonders—could it be that the market is not, in fact, soaring under their preferred regime? A mystery indeed!
A most peculiar phenomenon has graced our screens: Fox News, long the devoted steward of the sacred stock market ticker, has quietly whisked it away. One wonders—could it be that the market is not, in fact, soaring under their preferred regime? A mystery indeed!
Dearest Readers,
It seems our esteemed leaders have once again discovered their favorite economic pastime: tariffs!
Nothing quite says “bold strategy” like making everyday goods more expensive while claiming it’s all in the name of prosperity.
It seems our esteemed leaders have once again discovered their favorite economic pastime: tariffs!
Nothing quite says “bold strategy” like making everyday goods more expensive while claiming it’s all in the name of prosperity.
April 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Dearest Readers,
It seems our esteemed leaders have once again discovered their favorite economic pastime: tariffs!
Nothing quite says “bold strategy” like making everyday goods more expensive while claiming it’s all in the name of prosperity.
It seems our esteemed leaders have once again discovered their favorite economic pastime: tariffs!
Nothing quite says “bold strategy” like making everyday goods more expensive while claiming it’s all in the name of prosperity.
Dearest readers,
the ton may fret over fashion and frivolity, but true scandal lies in unchecked power and hoarded wealth. Fear not, for I shall report the affairs of the ruling class with all the wit and scrutiny they deserve.
the ton may fret over fashion and frivolity, but true scandal lies in unchecked power and hoarded wealth. Fear not, for I shall report the affairs of the ruling class with all the wit and scrutiny they deserve.
April 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Dearest readers,
the ton may fret over fashion and frivolity, but true scandal lies in unchecked power and hoarded wealth. Fear not, for I shall report the affairs of the ruling class with all the wit and scrutiny they deserve.
the ton may fret over fashion and frivolity, but true scandal lies in unchecked power and hoarded wealth. Fear not, for I shall report the affairs of the ruling class with all the wit and scrutiny they deserve.