Leanne Monk
@lady-monkberg.bsky.social
But what if I don't want to haul trash out of a book store at eight in the morning in the freezing cold?
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
But what if I don't want to haul trash out of a book store at eight in the morning in the freezing cold?
Am I too American to like tea even when I don't have a cold?
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Am I too American to like tea even when I don't have a cold?
I have never, not ever, been able to jump rope.
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I have never, not ever, been able to jump rope.
At the risk of sounding old, are people wearing underpants as outside clothes now?
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
At the risk of sounding old, are people wearing underpants as outside clothes now?
Nature programs: the educational alternative to the depression nap.
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Nature programs: the educational alternative to the depression nap.
I can't always remember which books in my house I'm ok to dog ear. But I will always remember that time you made a joke about your fat friend.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I can't always remember which books in my house I'm ok to dog ear. But I will always remember that time you made a joke about your fat friend.
I'm just a collection of petty anoyances today.
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm just a collection of petty anoyances today.
Almost any moment with a cat on my lap is significantly improved by that cat.
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Almost any moment with a cat on my lap is significantly improved by that cat.
Oh, you think you can just "get out" of Iowa. That's cute.
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Oh, you think you can just "get out" of Iowa. That's cute.
Late to the table with this, but let the teenagers trick or treat.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Late to the table with this, but let the teenagers trick or treat.
I found out the whole time that nobody cared!
November 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I found out the whole time that nobody cared!
I wanted to be a poet, but it turns out that I haven't got very much to say.
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I wanted to be a poet, but it turns out that I haven't got very much to say.
I have so many ideas and so little capital.
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I have so many ideas and so little capital.
The Earth is in a thruple with two moons? How modern.
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The Earth is in a thruple with two moons? How modern.
Betty Davis. Betty with a "Y."
October 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Betty Davis. Betty with a "Y."
I have eczema on my wrist and when I scratch it it looks like the affection of a madwoman.
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I have eczema on my wrist and when I scratch it it looks like the affection of a madwoman.
Ketamine treatment for depression may result in texting Macklemore lyrics to your sister.
October 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Ketamine treatment for depression may result in texting Macklemore lyrics to your sister.
I was given an air freshener that smells like attending an unfamiliar church feels.
October 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I was given an air freshener that smells like attending an unfamiliar church feels.
There's so much talent in the world that I've managed to convince myself that I, myself, have none.
October 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There's so much talent in the world that I've managed to convince myself that I, myself, have none.
When are we just going to agree to see things eye to eye? Midnight at the Oasis is just one big hump joke.
September 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When are we just going to agree to see things eye to eye? Midnight at the Oasis is just one big hump joke.
You know it's been a week when your husband asks you how your day at work went and your reply is that "there was ONLY a fire."
September 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You know it's been a week when your husband asks you how your day at work went and your reply is that "there was ONLY a fire."
Oh my god, I AM the old person at concerts.
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Oh my god, I AM the old person at concerts.
What's the playlist for rapture day? Soul music?
September 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What's the playlist for rapture day? Soul music?
Sam Cooke - A change is gonna come - 1963
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September 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Today is the one week anniversary of having a customer tell me I belong in a straight jacket.
September 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Today is the one week anniversary of having a customer tell me I belong in a straight jacket.