JD Vance opening his groyper teen group chat and breaking out into a cold sweat

Arctic Monkeys, Sleater-Kinney, Uncle Tupelo, New York Dolls, Chicago, Russian Circles, Toulouse, Japandroids, Manchester Orchestra, Waxahatchee, Of Montreal...

wait no the answer is Portishead. everyone else is wrong

Plano is east of 35, it's not east texas

it’s northwest of Houston what are you talking about lol

i grew up in austin and that version of it is long fucking gone

been playing hundred line, struggling to figure out why this particular route is called the “comedy” route

resign, you geriatric coward

looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

shuuuuut the fuuuuuuuck uuuuuppppppppp

what the fuck did you do

time to circle back you big dumb bitch