Captain Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters
@ladatheimpaler.bsky.social
37. Librarian. Allan coded. Terrible at writing short bios. Will probably cry. Sometimes NSFW. She/They. If you have Ghosts you have everything. If you know me irl, no you don’t.
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the cabinet
and which
you were probably
using
for pain relief
Forgive me
they were
full of acetaminophen
and a touch of the ‘tism
the Tylenol
that was in
the cabinet
and which
you were probably
using
for pain relief
Forgive me
they were
full of acetaminophen
and a touch of the ‘tism
September 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the cabinet
and which
you were probably
using
for pain relief
Forgive me
they were
full of acetaminophen
and a touch of the ‘tism
the Tylenol
that was in
the cabinet
and which
you were probably
using
for pain relief
Forgive me
they were
full of acetaminophen
and a touch of the ‘tism
Still riding the high of meeting Richard Thomas, and getting to tell him that John Boy means so much to me (and that I am a librarian) 🥰
April 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Still riding the high of meeting Richard Thomas, and getting to tell him that John Boy means so much to me (and that I am a librarian) 🥰
General Kenobi!
January 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
General Kenobi!
Hi new followers! 👋
Hope you're having a wonderful Krampusnacht
Hope you're having a wonderful Krampusnacht
December 6, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Hi new followers! 👋
Hope you're having a wonderful Krampusnacht
Hope you're having a wonderful Krampusnacht
It's beginning filming next yearrrrrrr
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
*slams fists on table* I NEED SEASON 2 OF THE ARTFUL DODGER
November 25, 2024 at 3:36 PM
It's beginning filming next yearrrrrrr
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
this is going
to ruin
the tour
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
this is going
to ruin
the tour
June 22, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
this is going
to ruin
the tour
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
this is going
to ruin
the tour
Alright, which member of the royal family broke their promise to carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain?
March 14, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Alright, which member of the royal family broke their promise to carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain?
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
*slams fists on table* I NEED SEASON 2 OF THE ARTFUL DODGER
February 22, 2024 at 3:45 AM
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
*slams fists on table* I NEED SEASON 2 OF THE ARTFUL DODGER
February 22, 2024 at 3:43 AM
*slams fists on table* I NEED SEASON 2 OF THE ARTFUL DODGER
I need people to understand that once something is written and I can take out or add things as needed, it's easier for me than actually starting to write said thing.
Getting started is the hardest part for me and my brain.
Getting started is the hardest part for me and my brain.
January 10, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I need people to understand that once something is written and I can take out or add things as needed, it's easier for me than actually starting to write said thing.
Getting started is the hardest part for me and my brain.
Getting started is the hardest part for me and my brain.
Mom: *something something Christmas movie* Put on (Verhoeven’s) Flesh+Blood
Me: LMAO MOM /PLEASE/
Me: LMAO MOM /PLEASE/
December 24, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Mom: *something something Christmas movie* Put on (Verhoeven’s) Flesh+Blood
Me: LMAO MOM /PLEASE/
Me: LMAO MOM /PLEASE/
The Cremation of Sam McGee by Robert W. Service
either the swing by robert louis stevenson, or this poem from abarat by clive barker, which is possibly my favorite piece of shortform storytelling ever:
Okay. What’s YOUR back-pocket poem? Like Nothings, I had one in the day that I don’t quite have now and hope to have again—mine is Casey at the Bat.
But in a pinch, I can now and forever haul out Seuss’ “Look what we found in the park in the dark.”
But in a pinch, I can now and forever haul out Seuss’ “Look what we found in the park in the dark.”
December 3, 2023 at 6:24 AM
The Cremation of Sam McGee by Robert W. Service
Me: I love physical media!
Also me: what do you mean I hafta get up and change it myself
Also me: what do you mean I hafta get up and change it myself
December 3, 2023 at 12:57 AM
Me: I love physical media!
Also me: what do you mean I hafta get up and change it myself
Also me: what do you mean I hafta get up and change it myself
I see that Cremation of Sam McGee reference in Ballard of Songbirds and Snakes, Suzanne Collins 👀
December 2, 2023 at 4:05 AM
I see that Cremation of Sam McGee reference in Ballard of Songbirds and Snakes, Suzanne Collins 👀
Someone called Gale Hawthorne the "prim reaper" and I am going to need 5-7 business days to recover 💀
November 22, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Someone called Gale Hawthorne the "prim reaper" and I am going to need 5-7 business days to recover 💀
I am so tired of believing people when they tell me something that I know, in my life, is canonically false.
I'm tired of hoping. Tired of it going the same way it always does. Tired of the empty assurances.
I'm tired of hoping. Tired of it going the same way it always does. Tired of the empty assurances.
November 9, 2023 at 3:39 AM
I am so tired of believing people when they tell me something that I know, in my life, is canonically false.
I'm tired of hoping. Tired of it going the same way it always does. Tired of the empty assurances.
I'm tired of hoping. Tired of it going the same way it always does. Tired of the empty assurances.
Reposted by Captain Geech & The Shrimp Shack Shooters
reskeet if you like pizza or if you want to watch the life fade from Henry Kissinger's eyes.
October 24, 2023 at 6:13 AM
reskeet if you like pizza or if you want to watch the life fade from Henry Kissinger's eyes.
DAVID JENKINS YOU OWE ME FINANCIAL COMPENSATION FOR MY EMOTIONAL PAIN
October 26, 2023 at 10:50 PM
DAVID JENKINS YOU OWE ME FINANCIAL COMPENSATION FOR MY EMOTIONAL PAIN
I am so tired of trying to put effort into maintaining relationships with people who don't seem interested in maintaining a relationship with me.
October 20, 2023 at 6:43 PM
I am so tired of trying to put effort into maintaining relationships with people who don't seem interested in maintaining a relationship with me.
Rose 🌹
October 15, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Rose 🌹
My new planchette tattoo from yesterday.
October 14, 2023 at 6:09 PM
My new planchette tattoo from yesterday.
My Twitter has been deactivated. ✌🏻 out.
October 14, 2023 at 6:04 PM
My Twitter has been deactivated. ✌🏻 out.
Me: *holding out flash tattoo book for person in front of me to look through*
Person: CAN I SEE THAT?!
Me: no, bitch, I'm just holding it out to you for funsies jfc
Person: CAN I SEE THAT?!
Me: no, bitch, I'm just holding it out to you for funsies jfc
October 14, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Me: *holding out flash tattoo book for person in front of me to look through*
Person: CAN I SEE THAT?!
Me: no, bitch, I'm just holding it out to you for funsies jfc
Person: CAN I SEE THAT?!
Me: no, bitch, I'm just holding it out to you for funsies jfc
Me waiting for Bronson Pinchot in OFMD like King Julien in Madagascar: HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?!
October 13, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Me waiting for Bronson Pinchot in OFMD like King Julien in Madagascar: HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE?!
Oh god EVERYONE needs therapy
October 12, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Oh god EVERYONE needs therapy