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Ok who broke the timeline...
That one fecking friend: Why did you get the flu and covid jab, dont you know what they put in it
Me: Yep, my wifi signal been shit lately needs a boost
My mind: Or if it does somehow kill me I'd be rid of your bullshit
Me: Yep, my wifi signal been shit lately needs a boost
My mind: Or if it does somehow kill me I'd be rid of your bullshit
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
That one fecking friend: Why did you get the flu and covid jab, dont you know what they put in it
Me: Yep, my wifi signal been shit lately needs a boost
My mind: Or if it does somehow kill me I'd be rid of your bullshit
Me: Yep, my wifi signal been shit lately needs a boost
My mind: Or if it does somehow kill me I'd be rid of your bullshit
New ‘Stargate’ TV Series Ordered at Amazon
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
New ‘Stargate’ TV Series Ordered at Amazon
TV game shows rustles my Jimmy's, if someone won a small bit of money just give them it, like tipping point, someone got 200 pound but not enough for next round so too bad fuck you
Just give them their small winnings
Just give them their small winnings
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
TV game shows rustles my Jimmy's, if someone won a small bit of money just give them it, like tipping point, someone got 200 pound but not enough for next round so too bad fuck you
Just give them their small winnings
Just give them their small winnings
What am I looking forward to in the future?
Adding a giant middle finger image as I log into LinkedIn for the last time
Adding a giant middle finger image as I log into LinkedIn for the last time
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What am I looking forward to in the future?
Adding a giant middle finger image as I log into LinkedIn for the last time
Adding a giant middle finger image as I log into LinkedIn for the last time
Me: Ah balls
Older person: dont say bad words
Me: Ah big dirty hairy tennis balls
Older person: dont say bad words
Me: Ah big dirty hairy tennis balls
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me: Ah balls
Older person: dont say bad words
Me: Ah big dirty hairy tennis balls
Older person: dont say bad words
Me: Ah big dirty hairy tennis balls
Follow me for career advice
2022: For example, want to increase your salary by 100k? Just add blockchains or NFT to your CV
2025: For example, want to increase your salary by 100k? Just add kubernetes or AI to your CV
2022: For example, want to increase your salary by 100k? Just add blockchains or NFT to your CV
2025: For example, want to increase your salary by 100k? Just add kubernetes or AI to your CV
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Follow me for career advice
2022: For example, want to increase your salary by 100k? Just add blockchains or NFT to your CV
2025: For example, want to increase your salary by 100k? Just add kubernetes or AI to your CV
2022: For example, want to increase your salary by 100k? Just add blockchains or NFT to your CV
2025: For example, want to increase your salary by 100k? Just add kubernetes or AI to your CV
Wife: What's your favourite Christmas songs?
Me: All alone on christmas by Darlene Love and Lonely this Christmas by Mud
Wife: Why you like lonely songs, you trying to say something
Me: No, I just like the songs
Wife: ....
Final Fantasy 7 boss battle theme plays
Me: All alone on christmas by Darlene Love and Lonely this Christmas by Mud
Wife: Why you like lonely songs, you trying to say something
Me: No, I just like the songs
Wife: ....
Final Fantasy 7 boss battle theme plays
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wife: What's your favourite Christmas songs?
Me: All alone on christmas by Darlene Love and Lonely this Christmas by Mud
Wife: Why you like lonely songs, you trying to say something
Me: No, I just like the songs
Wife: ....
Final Fantasy 7 boss battle theme plays
Me: All alone on christmas by Darlene Love and Lonely this Christmas by Mud
Wife: Why you like lonely songs, you trying to say something
Me: No, I just like the songs
Wife: ....
Final Fantasy 7 boss battle theme plays
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
'Elon Musk truly would be the best owner of any game company,' claims former Activision CEO Bobby Kotick
Breaking news, Dickhead likes other dickhead, more at 11
Breaking news, Dickhead likes other dickhead, more at 11
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
'Elon Musk truly would be the best owner of any game company,' claims former Activision CEO Bobby Kotick
Breaking news, Dickhead likes other dickhead, more at 11
Breaking news, Dickhead likes other dickhead, more at 11
In I'm a celebrity i just want once for someone to say im a celebrity get me out of here
And Ant and Dec say "but your not a celeb mwahahaha"
And Ant and Dec say "but your not a celeb mwahahaha"
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In I'm a celebrity i just want once for someone to say im a celebrity get me out of here
And Ant and Dec say "but your not a celeb mwahahaha"
And Ant and Dec say "but your not a celeb mwahahaha"
Scientists when creating the USB
Scientist 1: I finally got this new USB working
Scientist 2: You son of a bitch
Scientist 1: I keep telling you that's not what USB stands for
Scientist 1: I finally got this new USB working
Scientist 2: You son of a bitch
Scientist 1: I keep telling you that's not what USB stands for
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Scientists when creating the USB
Scientist 1: I finally got this new USB working
Scientist 2: You son of a bitch
Scientist 1: I keep telling you that's not what USB stands for
Scientist 1: I finally got this new USB working
Scientist 2: You son of a bitch
Scientist 1: I keep telling you that's not what USB stands for
"Neuroscientists find immune cells that may slow aging"
This sounds like the start of most zombie films and if zombies do take over, for some people, their intelligence will improve
This sounds like the start of most zombie films and if zombies do take over, for some people, their intelligence will improve
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Neuroscientists find immune cells that may slow aging"
This sounds like the start of most zombie films and if zombies do take over, for some people, their intelligence will improve
This sounds like the start of most zombie films and if zombies do take over, for some people, their intelligence will improve
I guess big beautiful bill has a whole new meaning now....
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I guess big beautiful bill has a whole new meaning now....
Friend: Did you hear about Tiger Woods affair during the tournament?
Me: The Ryder Cup?
Me: The Ryder Cup?
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Friend: Did you hear about Tiger Woods affair during the tournament?
Me: The Ryder Cup?
Me: The Ryder Cup?
Wife: How's the potatoes for dinner coming along and what did you decide to do with it
Me: i put on too much, I did the mash
Wife: He did the monster mash
Me: i put on too much, I did the mash
Wife: He did the monster mash
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Wife: How's the potatoes for dinner coming along and what did you decide to do with it
Me: i put on too much, I did the mash
Wife: He did the monster mash
Me: i put on too much, I did the mash
Wife: He did the monster mash
Here's what selling my soul to the devil thought me about B2C sales
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Here's what selling my soul to the devil thought me about B2C sales
Friend: Damn I did shit on this test
Me: We all got our crosses to bear
Jesus: Fuuuuuuuuk yoooooooooou
Me: We all got our crosses to bear
Jesus: Fuuuuuuuuk yoooooooooou
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Friend: Damn I did shit on this test
Me: We all got our crosses to bear
Jesus: Fuuuuuuuuk yoooooooooou
Me: We all got our crosses to bear
Jesus: Fuuuuuuuuk yoooooooooou
Being human is really weird, you get these random thoughts like "your not good enough" or "Why dont they like me"
Its all impermanent, suck my balls phantom thoughts
Its all impermanent, suck my balls phantom thoughts
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Being human is really weird, you get these random thoughts like "your not good enough" or "Why dont they like me"
Its all impermanent, suck my balls phantom thoughts
Its all impermanent, suck my balls phantom thoughts
When John Oliver says he's going to ride a horse. To us, it could mean one of two things
But to John, they both mean the same thing
@lastweektonight.com
But to John, they both mean the same thing
@lastweektonight.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
When John Oliver says he's going to ride a horse. To us, it could mean one of two things
But to John, they both mean the same thing
@lastweektonight.com
But to John, they both mean the same thing
@lastweektonight.com
Announcing my company based on my new cartoon about a mouse, duck and dog who go against a horse who neigh annoys them
I'm calling it "This Neigh"
And since we all know John Oliver is a horse guy, ill tag him
@lastweektonight.com
I'm calling it "This Neigh"
And since we all know John Oliver is a horse guy, ill tag him
@lastweektonight.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Announcing my company based on my new cartoon about a mouse, duck and dog who go against a horse who neigh annoys them
I'm calling it "This Neigh"
And since we all know John Oliver is a horse guy, ill tag him
@lastweektonight.com
I'm calling it "This Neigh"
And since we all know John Oliver is a horse guy, ill tag him
@lastweektonight.com
People say closing tabs after solving something is good but I dont get that.
Hi my name is Lada and im a tab hoarder
Also, I'm Introducing my new show on the TLC channel, "Tab Hoarders", were we go to houses where people hoard tabs and help them find the closure their devices need
Hi my name is Lada and im a tab hoarder
Also, I'm Introducing my new show on the TLC channel, "Tab Hoarders", were we go to houses where people hoard tabs and help them find the closure their devices need
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
People say closing tabs after solving something is good but I dont get that.
Hi my name is Lada and im a tab hoarder
Also, I'm Introducing my new show on the TLC channel, "Tab Hoarders", were we go to houses where people hoard tabs and help them find the closure their devices need
Hi my name is Lada and im a tab hoarder
Also, I'm Introducing my new show on the TLC channel, "Tab Hoarders", were we go to houses where people hoard tabs and help them find the closure their devices need
Due to process of elimination, all my enemies have been executed
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Due to process of elimination, all my enemies have been executed
*Family digging into a tub of Heroes*
Me: Hey...
Wife: Don't say it please
*me sniggering*
Me: I believe there's a hero in all of us
Me: Hey...
Wife: Don't say it please
*me sniggering*
Me: I believe there's a hero in all of us
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
*Family digging into a tub of Heroes*
Me: Hey...
Wife: Don't say it please
*me sniggering*
Me: I believe there's a hero in all of us
Me: Hey...
Wife: Don't say it please
*me sniggering*
Me: I believe there's a hero in all of us
Follow me for dating advice
For example, if you're interested in a girl called Kate, approach her and say
"I must be a car, because i indicate"
For example, if you're interested in a girl called Kate, approach her and say
"I must be a car, because i indicate"
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Follow me for dating advice
For example, if you're interested in a girl called Kate, approach her and say
"I must be a car, because i indicate"
For example, if you're interested in a girl called Kate, approach her and say
"I must be a car, because i indicate"
Remember Remember the 4th of November
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Remember Remember the 4th of November