I have a love-hate relationship with portmanteaus. On one hand, I find Lewis Carroll writing enchanting and whimsical with words like 'chortle'and 'slithy'. But on the other hand, we need to purge words like 'adorkable' and 'kittylicious' to the fiery depths of hell.

On a similar note, All the Things She Said would be a banger if it weren't for t.A.T.u and the corporatists who manufactured the pop rock duo.