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Johannes Gutenberg invented the Scrub Daddy
June 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Johannes Gutenberg invented the Scrub Daddy
me logging in and out of bsky
March 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
me logging in and out of bsky
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Stop ordering biscuits! He's overworked!
March 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Stop ordering biscuits! He's overworked!
file under: i knew things were really bad but lmao www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
Surveillance Pricing Update & The Work Ahead
www.ftc.gov
January 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
file under: i knew things were really bad but lmao www.ftc.gov/news-events/...
log on and right back off ✌🏼😗
November 23, 2024 at 2:06 AM
log on and right back off ✌🏼😗
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sir put me down, i am the manager
November 23, 2024 at 1:43 AM
sir put me down, i am the manager
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What … what tactics would those be?
November 20, 2024 at 3:24 PM
What … what tactics would those be?
Imported (upstate NY) sheep come for their annual “clean up the grass around the church” time. They yell.
November 14, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Imported (upstate NY) sheep come for their annual “clean up the grass around the church” time. They yell.
me: *logs on to linkedin to do research*
linkedin: HI GAY!
linkedin: HI GAY!
June 14, 2024 at 12:31 PM
me: *logs on to linkedin to do research*
linkedin: HI GAY!
linkedin: HI GAY!
Never seen this neighborhood care SO much about cleaning up graffiti. Never seen tags and posters and stickers in this neighborhood disappear within HOURS.
June 4, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Never seen this neighborhood care SO much about cleaning up graffiti. Never seen tags and posters and stickers in this neighborhood disappear within HOURS.
how long do u, personally, fuck around with trying to fix a shredder before giving up and logging on?
oh me? about 45 min
oh me? about 45 min
June 4, 2024 at 2:08 PM
how long do u, personally, fuck around with trying to fix a shredder before giving up and logging on?
oh me? about 45 min
oh me? about 45 min
Back to full time bar exam prep*
*googling (e.g., “who tf is keyser söze?”) every gen x lecturer’s media reference
*googling (e.g., “who tf is keyser söze?”) every gen x lecturer’s media reference
May 29, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Back to full time bar exam prep*
*googling (e.g., “who tf is keyser söze?”) every gen x lecturer’s media reference
*googling (e.g., “who tf is keyser söze?”) every gen x lecturer’s media reference
What the fuck am I doing with an ear infection? At my big age??
May 7, 2024 at 2:18 PM
What the fuck am I doing with an ear infection? At my big age??
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Last week I received a letter telling me that I had violated LAPD IP with my FUCK THE LAPD design. Today my lawyer @questauthority.bsky.social responded.
April 18, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Last week I received a letter telling me that I had violated LAPD IP with my FUCK THE LAPD design. Today my lawyer @questauthority.bsky.social responded.
2023-05-03 notes:
"Am I — by virtue of becoming a lawyer — no longer an 'ordinary' or 'reasonable' person?
LMAO no I'm much worse actually."
"Am I — by virtue of becoming a lawyer — no longer an 'ordinary' or 'reasonable' person?
LMAO no I'm much worse actually."
April 24, 2024 at 3:44 PM
2023-05-03 notes:
"Am I — by virtue of becoming a lawyer — no longer an 'ordinary' or 'reasonable' person?
LMAO no I'm much worse actually."
"Am I — by virtue of becoming a lawyer — no longer an 'ordinary' or 'reasonable' person?
LMAO no I'm much worse actually."
The ancestors and I are gonna smash some tequila tonight I tell you hwhat
April 20, 2024 at 10:45 PM
The ancestors and I are gonna smash some tequila tonight I tell you hwhat
have they overturned chevron yet
April 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
have they overturned chevron yet
can’t get the cat’s glucose cuz the reader keeps giving you an error? try it on yourself! maybe it’s the reader’s fault ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
April 17, 2024 at 3:03 PM
can’t get the cat’s glucose cuz the reader keeps giving you an error? try it on yourself! maybe it’s the reader’s fault ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me: *hesitantly texts my lawyer* 🫣
my lawyer: 🤨 you wanna send me the thing so i can look at the thing?
me: *sends the thing*
my lawyer: 🤔 🧐 idk what tf this means?
you and me both buddy
my lawyer: 🤨 you wanna send me the thing so i can look at the thing?
me: *sends the thing*
my lawyer: 🤔 🧐 idk what tf this means?
you and me both buddy
April 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
me: *hesitantly texts my lawyer* 🫣
my lawyer: 🤨 you wanna send me the thing so i can look at the thing?
me: *sends the thing*
my lawyer: 🤔 🧐 idk what tf this means?
you and me both buddy
my lawyer: 🤨 you wanna send me the thing so i can look at the thing?
me: *sends the thing*
my lawyer: 🤔 🧐 idk what tf this means?
you and me both buddy