Insurance denied my baby’s NICU stay as not medically necessary. So true, king. I should have just intubated my baby’s critical airway at home.
October 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Insurance denied my baby’s NICU stay as not medically necessary. So true, king. I should have just intubated my baby’s critical airway at home.
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Honestly, the "everyone is 12" theory is probably overshooting the age estimate by 3 or 4 years.
So the president of the United States plans to meet with Putin in Hungary, and when a reporter asked where that plan came from, this was the reply of the United States government www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Honestly, the "everyone is 12" theory is probably overshooting the age estimate by 3 or 4 years.
Reposted by Emily-at-Law
The worst part of no twitter is that I can’t tweet about how college basketball makes me sick and then tweet about how good college basketball is five minutes later
January 24, 2024 at 3:25 AM
The worst part of no twitter is that I can’t tweet about how college basketball makes me sick and then tweet about how good college basketball is five minutes later
Making an effort to be on this bad website instead of the worse website. Here’s my baby btw.
October 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Making an effort to be on this bad website instead of the worse website. Here’s my baby btw.
It’s insane that it’s legal to show 9th graders this movies. It’s too powerful. Too horny.
July 20, 2024 at 10:35 PM
It’s insane that it’s legal to show 9th graders this movies. It’s too powerful. Too horny.
telling my wife which musicals will never make money because of ambitious production decisions
June 17, 2024 at 1:43 AM
telling my wife which musicals will never make money because of ambitious production decisions
One of my last remaining true celeb crushes is nominated for a Tony and I’m trying to be normal about it while I watch with my wife
June 17, 2024 at 12:42 AM
One of my last remaining true celeb crushes is nominated for a Tony and I’m trying to be normal about it while I watch with my wife
there will never be another person like ariana debose (derogatory)
June 17, 2024 at 12:13 AM
there will never be another person like ariana debose (derogatory)
Last night I took an edible to help me sleep and I can only assume that it’s the reason I woke up at 2am to check to see who the 2017 girls basketball Gatorade player of the year was
June 11, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Last night I took an edible to help me sleep and I can only assume that it’s the reason I woke up at 2am to check to see who the 2017 girls basketball Gatorade player of the year was
You can’t cure depression with drugs, you can only cure depressionwith a 65,000 word enemies to lovers fanfiction
June 11, 2024 at 4:39 AM
You can’t cure depression with drugs, you can only cure depressionwith a 65,000 word enemies to lovers fanfiction
My SIL left behind some cashew butter covered cashews at our house ….talk about using the whole buffalo
June 4, 2024 at 10:49 PM
My SIL left behind some cashew butter covered cashews at our house ….talk about using the whole buffalo
Is there anything more beautiful than the sound of an entire arena booing the opposing team
May 12, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Is there anything more beautiful than the sound of an entire arena booing the opposing team
I’m back in Utah watching basketball in a hotel room with the ac cranked….yes, this is living
May 12, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I’m back in Utah watching basketball in a hotel room with the ac cranked….yes, this is living
To think the pacers could have been playing this way the whole series but their generous hearts wanted to give the nova knicks something to hold onto….
May 12, 2024 at 8:00 PM
To think the pacers could have been playing this way the whole series but their generous hearts wanted to give the nova knicks something to hold onto….
Just found the girl who made me gay in high school (loaned me her copy of Tegan and Sara’s So Jealous) is now married to a woman……….not gooped….but still gagged….
April 25, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Just found the girl who made me gay in high school (loaned me her copy of Tegan and Sara’s So Jealous) is now married to a woman……….not gooped….but still gagged….
Pretending I don’t care about the game so my team wins
February 21, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Pretending I don’t care about the game so my team wins
People majored in psychology love to be like “i majored in psychology” and then follow up with the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard
February 20, 2024 at 4:20 AM
People majored in psychology love to be like “i majored in psychology” and then follow up with the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard
Im not in grad school so now when I have complicated feelings about a book i read i go “oh yeah that was a weird one” and move on with my life. I love my beautiful smooth brains.
February 19, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Im not in grad school so now when I have complicated feelings about a book i read i go “oh yeah that was a weird one” and move on with my life. I love my beautiful smooth brains.
Utah is like if lululemon was a state (derogatory)
February 19, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Utah is like if lululemon was a state (derogatory)
I always thought I’d be brave and assertive when it happened to me but instead I was a coward - today I spent a three hour flight with a man’s elbow in my stomach fully crossing the boundaries of his seat
February 19, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I always thought I’d be brave and assertive when it happened to me but instead I was a coward - today I spent a three hour flight with a man’s elbow in my stomach fully crossing the boundaries of his seat
Every top college bball recruit is a 19yo doing a gap year at some fake school called genesis dream academy
February 16, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Every top college bball recruit is a 19yo doing a gap year at some fake school called genesis dream academy
Straight men love playing capote because they can finally take out the faggy little voice they’ve been working on
February 16, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Straight men love playing capote because they can finally take out the faggy little voice they’ve been working on
I know I say this all the time but it’s crazy that my internet provider is the same company as my student loan servicer
February 15, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I know I say this all the time but it’s crazy that my internet provider is the same company as my student loan servicer
The worst part of no twitter is that I can’t tweet about how college basketball makes me sick and then tweet about how good college basketball is five minutes later
January 24, 2024 at 3:25 AM
The worst part of no twitter is that I can’t tweet about how college basketball makes me sick and then tweet about how good college basketball is five minutes later
Me: should we start watching the equalizer? It’s got queen latifah
Wife: no it’s on cbs, if we watch cbs we’re old
Wife: no it’s on cbs, if we watch cbs we’re old
January 8, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Me: should we start watching the equalizer? It’s got queen latifah
Wife: no it’s on cbs, if we watch cbs we’re old
Wife: no it’s on cbs, if we watch cbs we’re old