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Need to meet the ape that invented masturbation. Gotta run a few things by him
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Need to meet the ape that invented masturbation. Gotta run a few things by him
Wagyu is often 60% fat. Bologna also is.
June 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Wagyu is often 60% fat. Bologna also is.
Had a dream all the dudes from love on the spectrum and Joshua block met at Patton Creek and I showed up on a riding lawnmower then me and Jack black went to an auction for props that were used on tim and Eric awesome show great job!
April 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Had a dream all the dudes from love on the spectrum and Joshua block met at Patton Creek and I showed up on a riding lawnmower then me and Jack black went to an auction for props that were used on tim and Eric awesome show great job!
Looking for a fin dom... Someone ruin me.
February 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Looking for a fin dom... Someone ruin me.
What's the minimum square footage for you to survive an encounter with an alligator? I'm confident at 800 sqft
February 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
What's the minimum square footage for you to survive an encounter with an alligator? I'm confident at 800 sqft
Lmao my ex cheated on me. I guess her cheat code was "I love you up down up down squart"
February 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Lmao my ex cheated on me. I guess her cheat code was "I love you up down up down squart"
Tickling is the original cheat code. Like bruh .. that shiz isn't funny
February 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Tickling is the original cheat code. Like bruh .. that shiz isn't funny
Not gay but I'm looking for a guy to beat box on my balls
February 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Not gay but I'm looking for a guy to beat box on my balls
Finally got my plug synced up with this app. It's still not perfect but y'know
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Finally got my plug synced up with this app. It's still not perfect but y'know
Marie Callenders. Yeah Marie is calling Ders! (From workaholics)!
February 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Marie Callenders. Yeah Marie is calling Ders! (From workaholics)!
Whatever you do... Do not go to North Birmingham. There's a lot of "Bib Fortunas" if you know what I mean... A lot of "Cylon Jiggies"...
February 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Whatever you do... Do not go to North Birmingham. There's a lot of "Bib Fortunas" if you know what I mean... A lot of "Cylon Jiggies"...
Lmao anyone up want to exhume a fetid corpse? Pizza on me tho 👀
February 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Lmao anyone up want to exhume a fetid corpse? Pizza on me tho 👀
Id rather be taking out fat shits than taking out fascists but I guess that's where we fucking are?
February 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Id rather be taking out fat shits than taking out fascists but I guess that's where we fucking are?
Starting to see some paralels... Did we not learn our lesson from the fire nation the first time....
February 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Starting to see some paralels... Did we not learn our lesson from the fire nation the first time....
As a communist ATLA fan this shit is totally fucked
February 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
As a communist ATLA fan this shit is totally fucked
I love cafeteria style dining. I love the uncertainty as you approach the line. I love the amount of options and choice at such a fair price. I love asking,"where do I put my tray when I'm done?". Its a tragedy that they have fallen to the wayside.
December 13, 2024 at 12:21 AM
I love cafeteria style dining. I love the uncertainty as you approach the line. I love the amount of options and choice at such a fair price. I love asking,"where do I put my tray when I'm done?". Its a tragedy that they have fallen to the wayside.
Jerking off is a life hack
December 8, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Jerking off is a life hack
Instead of morally gray characters what if we had morally gay characters
December 2, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Instead of morally gray characters what if we had morally gay characters