Simon Salamander
@lackofsense.bsky.social
Lover of all things nerdy. 18+.
Am a he/him writer.
Also, gay.
So, there's that.
Born in the long ago year of 1986
BLM, Trans rights are human rights.
As long as you don't hate people for being different, you're okay by me.
Am a he/him writer.
Also, gay.
So, there's that.
Born in the long ago year of 1986
BLM, Trans rights are human rights.
As long as you don't hate people for being different, you're okay by me.
Penis
Crabs
Marriage
What the fuck
Crabs
Marriage
What the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Penis
Crabs
Marriage
What the fuck
Crabs
Marriage
What the fuck
I'm for the mascot
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm for the mascot
He once wrote a short story about two guys and a dog slowly dying of radiation sickness.
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 AM
He once wrote a short story about two guys and a dog slowly dying of radiation sickness.
Villains blame everyone but themselves. IT'S THAT BLASTED SPIDERMAN. THERE'S NO WAY IT COULD BE THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS!
October 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Villains blame everyone but themselves. IT'S THAT BLASTED SPIDERMAN. THERE'S NO WAY IT COULD BE THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN ACTIONS!
They confused it for the Willamette mall from Dead Rising
October 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
They confused it for the Willamette mall from Dead Rising
I always think of the guy in Tekken.
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I always think of the guy in Tekken.