Bet they are written by Steven Cheung now.

I've never been more sick of the sight of another human being in my lifetime

Squirrel!!

Cheese sandwich on thick, uneven slices of homemade bread and a cookie of the homemade variety that has way less sugar than it needs to make it palatable. Room temperature milk in the thermos.

By lunchtime, the milk in that thermos is always room temperature. Mine was red plaid.