One was listed as an advertising position at a marketing firm. Then they told me in the 1st interview that the job was taking calls for Verizon customers. Then I get there for interview 2, and they tell me it's a commission only door-to-door sales job, modeled like an mlm 🤨

Me @ the hiring manager

I think I'm psychic because I typed that last night after 3 melatonin and then tonight the dj showed up as sexy tinky winky

Please do it. I had someone heelie away from a conversation and it has changed my perspective on life