Lachlan
lachlan99.bsky.social
Lachlan
@lachlan99.bsky.social
Neurodivergent data analyst (is there any other kind?)
FTA: "The other [future] is a dystopian future where AI-generated [slop] content floods society, and creative jobs and ideas become controlled by machines and large companies." No, that's actually the present. The Internet is largely unusable now except for a few curated spaces.
February 12, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Good director with a very generous budget, I think.
August 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My D&D group consists entirely of happily married couples and I am *this close* to doing a TPK on them.
July 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I had to google them and....Jesus fucking Christ.

"Vampire ground finches drink more blood during dry seasons"
July 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
BF Skinner trained pigeons to fly anti-ship missiles into enemy ships. Basically, pigeons got rewarded for pecking at a screen in the way that he wanted them to, and thus learned to steer. Accurate but looked goofy.
June 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"It is militarily stupid to criticize your allies." <--another banger
June 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Which neatly explains all the traps (the billionaires didn't trust their own security forces)!
June 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Done and done
June 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
@coyoteandcrow.bsky.social uses ONLY the d12! :)
June 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Can a Human have a pet monkey?
June 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Now they have *3* copies. :)
June 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hmm. I will go dig out my copy of Primetime Adventures - iirc, they start a campaign with a group worldbuilding exercise. I'll see if there's any tools to borrow.
June 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM