I am 5 hours into the audiobook and I am loving it, but am TERRIFIED by the tone and where this is going to go 😂

Yeah, consign him back to the shadows where he belongs. If it's not a bot, it's a sad sad person who isn't worth the time engaging in.

No sock graveyard, definitely not normal though xD

I am getting the impression the app isn't functioning at full power but the website is working better xD