Lachesis Arkwight 💰
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Lachesis Arkwight 💰
@lach.girlfailure.zone
Just your friendly Traveling Merchant. Full-on NPC-energy VTuber💰
💰 Design: @JunProject (Twitter)
💰ママ: @orangecar.bsky.social, @poribaketu137 (Twitter)
💰Icon & Banner: @lcjam.bsky.social
💰🎨: #LachingArt

https://twitch.tv/LachofAllTrades
YOU SEE THESE?? They're called meringues. THEY LOOK SOFT RIGHT?

Nononononono. THEY'RE HARD AND I FEEL SCAMMED EVERY TIME I BITE ONE. I'm not a fan. What about you? Anything give you that expectation -> reality whiplash? 😭
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
YOU KNOWWWW--- YOU KNOW??? GOD DAMMIT.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hey! Your friendly traveling merchant NPC VTuber is back to following the Yakuza again!

Just in like 1 hour or so...! 😂
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Huh, first time I've seen people find my stream on Youtube... Glad you all managed to find it outside my Twitch!
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A bard, a drunk, a fish, and a biblically accurate meowman walk into a bar--

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Good morning everyone! 👋

You got anything to trade? I'll give you a pretty good deal! 💰

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
HERE WE GO. GOOD TO GO. JACK BARDFIST LAUNCHES.

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I'm very wary of some in the VTuber community. Weird things happen. I'll start. I've seen "friends" get mad at another VTuber for simply just going through with debuting!

What weird things have you seen in the VTuber Community?
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Heyo everyone! Good morning.

Strike a good deal for me today yeah? Go and have some fun!

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I MUST KNOW WHAT IS THE CORRECT WAY FOR TOILET PAPER.

WHICH IS IT?
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I love Mahjong! 🙂 Pleasegodhelpme
#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
...I love Mahjong!
October 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Playing with Mahjong until I go to the hobital. 😔
www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Morning VTubers! 👋 I cooka da food but I forgot to take a picture.

But it's not safe to go alone! Take this!
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Morning VTubers! 👋
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Heyo! Morning VTubers!

Lookin' for a good deal?
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hot sales in your neighborhood! 💰

Click here to be SCAMMED--

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Zero personality? NPC? Personality of a NukaCola Bottle Cap?

That me! Your friendly traveling merchant VTuber! 🤝

You buyin' anything or what?
October 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
We dig for gold in a town that's making me dig for gold.

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPOOPY MONTH!

Traveling Merchant NPC VTuber Jump Scare! 😈💰
October 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What has video games taught you? Your traveling merchant VTuber wants to know!

#VTuber #ENVTuber
September 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Traveling merchants don't exist! They can't drain your funds!

The Traveling Merchant VTuber:
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Awww yeah, my El Fail figure arrived! Now to find a place to fit it on my desk---

Wait a sec...
September 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hey, can you let me in? It's scary out here! 😱 There's these things that pretend to be people called VTubers-- LET ME IN--
www.twitch.tv/laches...
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Was out cold yesterday from donation! But today, we've got the energy to do stuff! 💪

Do this NPC a favor, don't run yourself into the ground and get plenty of rest! 👍💰

#VTuber #ENVTuber
September 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM