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Lachesis Arkwight 💰
@lach.girlfailure.zone
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Just your friendly Traveling Merchant. Full-on NPC-energy VTuber💰
💰 Design: @JunProject (Twitter)
💰ママ: @orangecar.bsky.social, @poribaketu137 (Twitter)
💰Icon & Banner: @lcjam.bsky.social
💰🎨: #LachingArt

https://twitch.tv/LachofAllTrades
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lach.girlfailure.zone
YOU SEE THESE?? They're called meringues. THEY LOOK SOFT RIGHT?

Nononononono. THEY'RE HARD AND I FEEL SCAMMED EVERY TIME I BITE ONE. I'm not a fan. What about you? Anything give you that expectation -> reality whiplash? 😭
Lach looking at meringues with disgust.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
YOU KNOWWWW--- YOU KNOW??? GOD DAMMIT.
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Hey! Your friendly traveling merchant NPC VTuber is back to following the Yakuza again!

Just in like 1 hour or so...! 😂
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Huh, first time I've seen people find my stream on Youtube... Glad you all managed to find it outside my Twitch!
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
lach.girlfailure.zone
A bard, a drunk, a fish, and a biblically accurate meowman walk into a bar--

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Good morning everyone! 👋

You got anything to trade? I'll give you a pretty good deal! 💰

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
HERE WE GO. GOOD TO GO. JACK BARDFIST LAUNCHES.

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
lach.girlfailure.zone
I'm very wary of some in the VTuber community. Weird things happen. I'll start. I've seen "friends" get mad at another VTuber for simply just going through with debuting!

What weird things have you seen in the VTuber Community?
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Heyo everyone! Good morning.

Strike a good deal for me today yeah? Go and have some fun!

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
I MUST KNOW WHAT IS THE CORRECT WAY FOR TOILET PAPER.

WHICH IS IT?
October 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
I love Mahjong! 🙂 Pleasegodhelpme
#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
...I love Mahjong!
A panel with a man saying "Mahjong causes great damage to the huyman spirit without a single benefit."
October 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Playing with Mahjong until I go to the hobital. 😔
www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
Lach with his hand out to pick up a tile and Mahjong Soul title in front of him.
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Morning VTubers! 👋 I cooka da food but I forgot to take a picture.

But it's not safe to go alone! Take this!
Lach giving you a wink as he throws you bread... and a body pillow of himself.
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Morning VTubers! 👋
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Heyo! Morning VTubers!

Lookin' for a good deal?
A real real close up of Lach's face. Art by @nonorenew
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Hot sales in your neighborhood! 💰

Click here to be SCAMMED--

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Zero personality? NPC? Personality of a NukaCola Bottle Cap?

That me! Your friendly traveling merchant VTuber! 🤝

You buyin' anything or what?
Lach looking straight at you as if his eyes are telling you to ignore the situation behind him where Yamcha is on the ground.
October 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
We dig for gold in a town that's making me dig for gold.

www.twitch.tv/laches...

#VTuber #ENVTuber
October 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
lach.girlfailure.zone
HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPOOPY MONTH!

Traveling Merchant NPC VTuber Jump Scare! 😈💰
Lach's had pasted on a half naked man with kittens strapped to his chest going "How would you handle THIS situation?"
October 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
What has video games taught you? Your traveling merchant VTuber wants to know!

#VTuber #ENVTuber
September 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Traveling merchants don't exist! They can't drain your funds!

The Traveling Merchant VTuber:
Lach appearing from a manhole.
September 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Awww yeah, my El Fail figure arrived! Now to find a place to fit it on my desk---

Wait a sec...
El Fail Racing Figure by Apex Toys. The El Fail figure box on my chair.
September 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Hey, can you let me in? It's scary out here! 😱 There's these things that pretend to be people called VTubers-- LET ME IN--
www.twitch.tv/laches...
Looking through the door on a dark night, you see a depressed looking Lach and the Logo for "No, I'm Not A Human"
September 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
lach.girlfailure.zone
Was out cold yesterday from donation! But today, we've got the energy to do stuff! 💪

Do this NPC a favor, don't run yourself into the ground and get plenty of rest! 👍💰

#VTuber #ENVTuber
A picture of Lach looking down and smiling while sitting. Art by @kaku_skl!
September 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM