Do you think he would care if it’s too chiseled

hi guys this is my new invincible war oc Rodinvincible

wuahuhuh uh WITH A WAVW OF MY FINGER AND A FLCIK OF A DICK ONE ZAP FROM ME WILL KEEL YOU QUICK IM ON MY KNEES READY TO SUCK AND BLOW BUT NOT RIGHT NOW I’VE GOT TO GO [ jumps out of a several story high building and directly into traffic ]

I mean. It could be important to know if you two ever decide to— actually, now that I think about it, this could all be avoided if you knock up OP instead of the other way around …………

You better be! Considering how massive he is compared to you, pregnancy could be ….. well. Maybe I should leave the medical talk to ratchet.

oof owch ouch ouch

To be fair, I kinda wasn’t expecting. Y’know. Living guys. I thought you were all alone up here, and we had a spare energon harvester, so —

🧍‍♂️

Uhhh, well. See. That’s the damndest thing…

What, like YOU’RE any better. You raise things from the dead all the time.

whaaaat… I thought we had something….