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Light the Beam! (Sacramento Kings)
Speed is Key! (Savage Speeders)
Look at the list of players above DeMar DeRozan in the all-time scoring list. He’s in elite company.
March 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
👑🟣🔦🦊

Ding, Ding!
March 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Another coaching battle between former Sacramento Kings

👑👑
March 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
D’oh! I’m dense 🫠

However, I have watched a 5 hour film recently! (4 hrs 47 min, actually.)
February 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Now currently in 8th… do we root for the Dumbs or the Mavs in their game tonight?
February 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Deebo is the answer…

…to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
February 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The Kings are in the 9 spot, which scares me.

Because 7 ate 9.
February 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Leonardo da Vinci would’ve loved this halftime performance.
February 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
New Orleans?

NEW SACRAMENTO!
February 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’m calling Anh Phoong and suing this ref.
February 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It’s official. Her name is now “Jake LaRavia”.
February 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Jwill is at the game??
February 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Kings looking good in Portlandia
February 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I heard Monte and Wes hate Paul McCartney’s band after the Beatles
February 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Jake LaRavia was born in Pasadena?

Represent!
February 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Release the Kraken!
February 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
February 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is good
January 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The refs in this Brooklyn/Sac game probably think this dude isn’t lip sync’ing
January 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The fictional version of Flight of the Conchords, where they’re poor and awkward.

(Here Jemaine has Fox fingers)
January 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Time to

Release the Kraken!
January 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Oh yeah?

Well Ladybird went to New York, but did not have a good time there.

She loves Sacramento.

So suck it, Knicks!
January 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Madison “Not Square” Garden
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
January 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Either way, I’m renaming our dog Doug
January 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM