Christopher LaBounty
labounty.bsky.social
Christopher LaBounty
@labounty.bsky.social
If you wanted tactical advice instead of all the ranting, I just uploaded my two-part college essay video. You can't write a bad college essay if you follow this advice. People pay thousands for this. Free gifts from Labs. 💰 🎁
youtu.be/KSR-If-1yI0?...
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August 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
In anticipation of leaving the industry in Dec, I've created an anti-course on college admissions. If you want to learn about the college admissions process and enjoy a dude ranting at a camera, it could be for you.
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Navigating the BS world of College Admissions - YouTube
Everything I know about how to handle the nonsensical world of college admissions.
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August 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Christopher LaBounty
Perfect
July 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Imagine coming to this country to work as a landscaper. Somehow you were able to pay the bills and you raised three boys in CA.

ALL THREE join the Marine Corp. You don't expect a thank you for their contribution, of course you expect nothing. But you should expect one thing, thats for sure:
U.S. Marine veteran says father's violent arrest by immigration agents was 'inhumane'
A U.S. Marine veteran and son of a man whose violent arrest went viral, said his father always prioritized he and his two Marine brothers' well-being so that they could "give back to this country."
www.npr.org
June 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Pick - Citizen Bull post 1. This is a very early horse - no strategy required. No one wants post 1 but this is a horse that can like it. Get out front, clear track and hope you don’t get caught.
May 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My bro inspired me to write haiku - here’s my first 😆
@woodylabounty.bsky.social

Processed sausage link
6 am oatmeal at the airport
Tito’s with your PowerPoint?
April 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The destruction of sanity on the political right can be traced pretty easily to economic forces that have screwed working class and blue collar workers - AI is going to do the same thing to white collar/ educated workers but we don’t yet know what the political fallout will be. (Bad)
March 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Labs overthink -

“We have some passengers with tight connections so if you could stay in your seat and let them exit the airplane first please!”
February 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You all were furious about tan suits and coffee salutes.
January 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
No man is at the mercy of affairs. He gets entangled in them of his own accord, and then flatters himself that being busy is a proof of happiness.”
— Seneca
January 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Labs thoughts - since it's in a opaque silver bag and we use straws, the Caprisun corporation doesn't need to add red dye to the Wild Cherry flavor...but do they anyway just cause clear would be weird? Test coming.....
January 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Holiday card rubric-
1.) No adults on the card? -50 points.
2.) Dog on the card? +15
3.) Witty written updates? +10

So as you can see, if you only put your kids on the card, the best you can do is get a C+
December 21, 2024 at 3:20 AM
The irony of feeling so important that you need to take a zoom call from the airport lounge is that if you take a zoom call from the airport lounge you’re clearly not important.
December 15, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Last week from the garage.
December 7, 2024 at 7:32 PM
December 5, 2024 at 3:40 PM