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Adam
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How about this compromise;

Politicians can trade stock but must forgo all salary, pension, and benefits offered by the government.

OR A mob drags you to the streets for being greedy crooks

I need WAY less government and WAY more deadbeat-politician accountability.
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
So many people today are crashing out accounts

I get it
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January 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Death penalty for ICE murderers.

Death penalty for government corruption.

Death penalty for foreign interference of elections.

Death penalty for political child predators.

We were too permissive of rich monsters and perverts and now they all need making examples of.
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 PM
@democrats.org
Push to make election day a paid state holiday in majority run democrat states.

Increased voter engagement will only help!
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
ICE is stealing children, raping & killing people.

You can't legislate this away with an election.

There NEEDS to be an accounting and the people who organized and participated with ICE should get terrorism charges & death penalties.

Atrocities need a reckoning or we have rebellion & insurrection
January 22, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Excessive wealth erases empathy.

The rich boomers I know has ZERO empathy and they can't even understand it's missing.

It's all "sucks to be you, I got mine"

Hope they enjoy dying to the sound of 24 hour news in an empty room cuz everyone else is trapped at work.
January 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I'd rather watch The Dark Crystal movie NINE times than the Avatar trilogy!
Practical effects, better story, more complex world
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January 18, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Western NY should just join Canada if we're just doing fuckin' wHaTeVeR these days internationally. Go Bills

NYC will have to figure their own shit out if they wanna go.
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January 17, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Unidentified, masked thugs jumping fences and forcing their warrantless way into homes can catch some AP308 from any direction. VERY contagious to fascists and bootlickers
January 17, 2026 at 4:13 PM
All Iceland has to do is send gifts of cocaine, teen sex-workers, burgers, fries, soda, and boner pills till the old black heart gives out.

It can't cost that much or take THAT long relatively.
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January 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Every ICE employee is a pinata full of your tax dollars.
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January 11, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Imagine if we starting killing billionaires every April 15th.

It would be a holiday so quick starbucks would make a decorative cup for it.
January 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Soapbox

Ballot box

Ammo box
January 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
When Trump will simply pardon the murderer we can't settle for them being arrested.

Events like this could cause an increase in vigilante revenge acts of community justice.
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January 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
This month a LOT of people are a few missed Vitamin D pills away from crashing out in a big way.
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January 6, 2026 at 11:10 PM
When a populist, rhetoric spewing, criminal leader stops breathing, the organization goes with them.
January 6, 2026 at 10:58 PM
"Sometimes change comes in a hearse."

My mother
December 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Is he dead yet?
December 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
New saying whenever things get hard or expensive.

“better pull ourselves up by the billionaires necks”
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I love how everyone is discovering the fun toxicities of Arsenic and Cadmium in the year of our Periodic Table 2025.
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We gotta start making wannabe public figures undergo stricter scrutiny.

I want a whole NFL Combine level examination of them.

Strip them down to their shorts and stand them on a box like the dogs at Westminster.

I want to hear them read aloud & they gotta adopt a cat from a local shelter.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'd sacrifice the whole career of 100; Joe Rogans, Jim Gaffigans, Bill Burrs, Kill Tonys for 30 minutes of Maria Bamford talking to dogs.
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November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Asking an auto mechanic to weld feels like asking IT to solder.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Dems need to redo the party voting practices.

No super delegates, financial transparency, and I want a golden boat to float me to Never Never Land while I'm asking for everything.

New party who dis?
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November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM