Every time I sit on my toilet I remember my dad asking me how to spell "booty-day" while helping me install Josh's 10yr old fancy bidet seat. A memory I will cherish forever.

Well I was having a pretty great birthday until I realized the turkey breast I've been thawing all week leaked turkey juice all over my fridge and had to clean that mess up.

Why is this a thing a now? It's giving big The Purge vibes and I don't like it. Also, how is it not a safety problem to have a car covered in lights driving around.

Well, when put it that way…

So this is how my day has been...4 messages from 3 different recruiters for a temp position in the group i currently work for.

Wicked was actually as amazing as I've always wanted it to be. Made my little theater kid heart sing
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Why does waiting to hear from a job give me the anxious, butterfly, wanna throw up feeling more than any dating situation I've ever been in? Probably because I keep getting love bombed by potential employers and it's completely fucked my brain.

Ngl I feel like Gaetz withdrawing was always the plan and he was only picked to make Trumps REAL pick look like a saint in comparison

I stg if this ends up being yet another interview where every person I spoke to tells me to my face that I'm a perfect fit for the role but they still don't hire me I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

Interviewing today for yet another job where so far they are acting like I'm exactly what they are looking for. But the last dozen jobs acted the same way and didn't hire me so I assume they're all a bunch of liars at this point.

The complete and utter lack of critical thinking and basic reasoning within a large chunk of the American population is so concerning.

My eyelids have been twitching for 2 weeks. Can't tell if it's election stress or work stress. Both, it's probably both.

It's been 1 1/2 and 2 years respectively since we lost our puppers and we're starting to talk about getting another now. He was even going to surprise me with this chunky girly we saw online for my birthday but when he called for her she was already taken and I'm devastated about it.

As a thanks for constantly going "above and beyond" and burning myself out at work, I've received this hunk of cheap plastic. Yay me.