There's soup near them tables!
labmath.bsky.social
There's soup near them tables!
@labmath.bsky.social
Step One to becoming an ICE agent:
October 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My opinion on educational outreach. We

Contrast

"There is golden soup there for those willing to travel and eat there daily."

with

"LOSERS!!!!!! Those unwilling to study are born defective."
October 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Shirt idea!

Front: "Knowledge Soup Kitchen Fanatic!"

Back: "The locals call it a Library."
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Just sit tight back and you'll hear a tune ...

youtu.be/K4MKQMTHplI?...
Puddles Pity Party - Stairway To Gilligan's Island - Led Zeppelin - Classic TV Theme
YouTube video by Puddles Pity Party
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Lara-Mei

Thesis: "You don't always need a lot ...
To do great things."

Support:

Vonnegut -- simple almost juvenile language expressing complex ideas.

Binary -- two symbols support almost all of computing.

DNA -- 4 nucleotides, all Earthly life.

70s, 80s tech startups -- garage labs to Fortune
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The gold toilet theory.

When trying to improve things increases suffering.

Attend MIT --> Never get a PhD
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I would possibly be forcibly restrained from seeing my gf for 40ish months for my country.

I would never ask my gf to stay if I were to do this.

**I would worry that EVERY other person might have the possibility of ALSO being forcibly restrained from seeing their girlfriends for 40 months.**
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I have pains I cannot talk about from experience with parents and possibly others.

I wish you all a good day!
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Science Shakedown 1!

Explain the presence of "clear Fanta" "protein bar pet house" and warm covers in this picture of a normal dryer!!

Your reward: knowledge and less "e-waste".
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Jesus and Apostles:

"I love geometry."

"Me too!"

"It is grand but I actually like physics."

"Did you know, Peter, in the Crescent Canyon there is an astrophysics lab?"

"Yeah. I heard they just found out about the eventual heat-death of the universe."

"Truly?? That is amazing!"
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
A Lockhart has died.

Sobs ...

Rebirth?
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Mean: ... going to MIT without warm clothes nor credit cards or other ways to pay for things seems like a bad idea.

[I get yelled at for 30 years.]
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Mean: ... the answer to the first 12 problems, 84% of the final, are all variable expressions.

[I get yelled at.]
October 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
330M people: "The sky is always green and brown polka dotted."

Me: "I think it is blue sometimes."

330M people: "Are you calling me a dumb failure? You are fucking mean!!"
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Alternate Timelines

Preface:
Star Trek and other scifi played a nontrivial role in my life.

...

Alternate Timelines are common scifi devices to explore a wide range of the situation of humanity.

Here are various towering lessons built on the corinthian pillars of alternate timelines.

:)
October 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
"I can't believe Trump supporters exist in the wild."

Yeah. 45% of Americans.

Like Vietnamese are 3% of Americans.

Don't see them in Houston ... EVER.

No restaurants are Vietnamese.

Nope.

***FUCK LIBERALS study 3rd grade probability***
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Motel in The South: $1500-$2000 a month

40 plain white T-shirts and underwear: $100-$200

Tea and Brita filters and basic food and drink: $200-$400

Two pairs of shorts and a sweatshirt and sweatpants: $35-60

Soap, razors, toilet paper, and paper towels, and one nail clipper: $150-$200
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Money: $2 and random change in house and car

Prepaid: $19.19

Checking Account: $5.14

...

Phone Bill Remaining: $27
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I want to see my animoji face on a highway billboard!
October 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
There are 2.3 million people with $10+ million dollars.

Of those there are 5 porn stars.
October 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I expect my girlfriend to have the wealth of Bill Gates.

She'll be talented.

She'll have opinions.

Every day I will cherish she used her talents to earn in billions and inspire girls to do the same.

(Not just millions ... Billions!)
October 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Open Source Hardware!!!!!!!!!

HAND draw an interface surface.

Tap it with fingers to input.
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
iGreed!

Google and Apple employees donate, per employee, 50% more cash and 3 percentage points more of their income to charity than the Average American. This is IN ADDITION to being in a higher bracket.

YOUR fervor to improve the world is possibly hindering people actually improving the world.
October 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM